schmutzick

to be extremely selfish and looking out for your own needs; to steal from hotels; or, a term used to describe someone who does not recycle.

Schmutzick! Bring those Holiday Inn towels back to the hotel!

It was schmutzick that the man waited until 6:30, when his favorite ESPN programming ended, to come out and get into the car of people that had been waiting in his driveway since 6:21.

by The Bliddler December 9, 2009

Schmuelie

A Poker style play where you check to the river in hopes of catching a winning hand.
Very annoying to other players.

He Schmuelie me on that hand......

by Harry Ballzak September 29, 2010

Schnitzeled

Pissed as fuck or even off your tits on drugs

Schnitzeled in Notts

by boogiemoog July 27, 2019

Schnitzel

A euphemism for a set of words used to amplify someone's emotions.
Frequently used to replace any curse word. Originated from the German language

"What a Schnitzel"
"Schnitzel!!"
"The day turned out to be a Schnitzel"

by Ivon A. September 29, 2020

Schnitzel

A group of small tiny pieces of things

After I got a haircut, I was covered hair schnitzels.

by anonymous January 9, 2023

soggy schnitzel

When the schnitzel is so good, you ejaculate on it then eat it.

Michael has eaten schnitzels all week, but today he ate a soggy schnitzel.

by arbuznyschnitzel March 27, 2022

doodie schnitzel

an instrument used to pick your nose, which is mobile, and you only have to click a button to use it.

1) hey jana, look at her doodie schnitzel, its pink, and it works so well :)

written by samuel p. 'n nicholas k. - invetor extrodinaire!

by sam December 22, 2004