triangle scheme

A pyramid scheme whose execution isn't good enough to deserve a third dimension.

That new thing on the internet is such an obvious triangle scheme.

by trustworthy_triangle_schemer March 30, 2023

Amy Schumer

Not a comedian as she claims herself.
A clown? yes

Stacey: Hey do you wanna go to the Amy Schumers latest standup comedy show?
Josh: Sorry, I don't see any comedy on her vagina stinking jokes.

by LLLtentasion September 21, 2023

Pussy Laundering Scheme

A fictitious activity used to impress a potential mate

"Rick is out with his latest Pussy Laundering Scheme, telling girls about his soup kitchen for stray dogs

by Stevemadden November 13, 2017

Scooby-Doo Scheme

An organized plan or sequence of events that is incredibly unrealistic or over-the-top for the objective it is attempting to achieve.

-Derived from the antagonists of the popular children’s cartoon franchise “Scooby-Doo”, whom usually go about their malicious plans by dressing up as a monster and scaring people in outlandish ways.

“Did you hear about those firefighters that were arrested for locking a bunch of orphans in a burning building and then save them for a publicity stunt? What a ‘Scooby-Doo Scheme!’”

by Wayoftheredpanda December 24, 2019

Schumerism

The act of using another person's previously performed comedy material and passing it off as one's own. Originating from alleged comedienne Amy Schumer, who been documented on at least five different occasions performing jokes or sketches previously done by others.

Dane Cook just told a joke about giving somebody the bird that I could've sworn Jerry Seinfeld did years earlier...classic schumerism.

Carlos Mencia just schumerized another comedian.

by TheFartLifestyle April 9, 2017

scheme

as well as a scheme being a person it is also a word for their habitat. This is mainly high rise and marked by the inhabitants distinctive graffti

yeah she lives in a scheme

by bob the wonder jobby July 19, 2003

schmerr

Originated in beverley, western australia, this means nothing left to say.

"yeah"
"mmm"
(silence)
"SCHMERR"

by Lumo, H, kershman, Hershman and the Bev Bumz!!!! October 7, 2004