Retail Superstar

A retail assistant that believes they have super human powers when it comes to fashion. In their mind their level of importance and abilities put them on par with Einstein and God.
"No soup for you!"
"He has a sixth sense when it comes to fashion. He new you weren't going to buy it even before you left the house"
In reality these people offer little to the word, and are classified in evolution as a FAIL!

Insofar as our employee goes; Similar to our product offerings, our employees are selected with a similar approach. Chris whom served you is a qualified stylist whom has a sixth sense for fashion, and Chris’s only problem is that he is too good at what he does, and as I am sure you are aware, people whom are talented, generally do not tolerate having their time wasted, which is the reason you were provoked to leave the store.
Whilst I concede that you work for chain retailer, unfortunately that does not make us like for like. It is probably fair to assume, a lot of what I have said in this email, either doesn’t make sense to you, or you totally disagree with it all, which is what I would expect (unless of course I have you totally wrong – which I doubt).
Let me guess, you would never, ever hire Chris in the course of your duty, would you? This is the very reason, why your comment “from one retailer to another” is so disproportionate, it’s almost as though we are in a totally different industries. Chris is a retail superstar, who possess unparalleled ability, and I am sorry you feel upset by him, but he knew you were not going to buy anything before you even left your house.

by Retail Superstar October 1, 2011

re-mail (or remail)

Email that was originally composed by retards, idiots, morons, and other such stupid people. Re-mail can be spam, or it can just be something incredibly stupid.

"Saddam survived the US attacks thanks to GH-Releaser, the Growth Hormone Releaser." (Spam re-mail).

by Mr. TVTL February 15, 2004

remail

1. <I>verb</I>, Writing an e-mail message to one friend and copying out large paragraphs of text to resend to other friends as if one had composed a personal message for each of them. 2. <I>noun</I>, An electronic form letter about one's personal life often sent to mutual friends separately (i.e., rather than carbon copied).

"Did you hear that Jane broke up with Bill?"
"Yup, I'm sure she remailed me the same message you got."

by prairie.hawk December 14, 2008

retail nazi

somebody who collects items or any high-end clothes or collectibles and refuses to buy online. they often refute others' opinions about the market value the existence or have their head in the clouds on the existence of scalping in the hobby and should often keep their opinion where the sun doesn't shine .often these people are like a retrumplican arguing with a Clinton lover. often times very hard-headed even when given a PowerPoint-like presentation. often the arguments with these people is like playing point-counterpoint.

guy 1 I really have had my eye on the new star wars line lately Stanly keeps saying I should wait to buy online and wait like 3 months when I know the value is going to skyrocket and be impossible to attain on my budget.
guy 2 Jesus this guy seems like a royal retail nazi is he always doing this!!???
guy 1 yes he constantly has to prove why he's right even though he has more access to stores
guy 2 wow he sounds like a real retail nazi I know things haven't been the same since the hip replacement it sucks that you can't hunt as you used too.
guy 1 yeah I don't even know why I bother with him it's like talking to a brick wall
guy 2 well just expand your circle plenty of other star wars collectors out there living on disability is hard and inflation isn't helping ignore the retail nazis they're just hating because they won't expand their portfolio

by rayjay91 February 8, 2023

Ninja Refill

When you are at a restaurant and have a drink that the waiter asks to refill. You say no. Thirty seconds later, your drink is full and you have no idea what happened.

Waiter: Would you like more coke?

You No thank you I'm fine.

Waiter: okay...

***30 seconds pass***
You go to take a sip and your cup is full.

You:....What the...wow...Ninja refill

by ianjker December 5, 2010

Rapid Refill

the bestest gas station to ever come around. Bellingham Ma wouldnt be the same with out it! they have everything one could need. opened in bellingham in 2007. you will almost always run into someone that you know while you are there because people are always hanging out in the parking lot!

im hungry lets stop at Rapid Refill

by wowster82 April 18, 2011

REmail

to reply to an email; an email reply

John didn't answer my email, so I sent him a REmail.

by Patches777 August 14, 2008