pseudo dancing

The act by which a perpetrator, usually one Ken Johnson, attempts to attract attention from a good-looking female, but instead stands behind her, as if being a stalker. No attempt is made to have physical or verbal contact. The female usually just becomes very frightened and moves away at lightning speeds, such as when a gazelle is being chased by a cheetah. Too bad Kenny can't sprint to catch his prey.

Pseudo dancing is also considered and art form, performed by mimes and unichs alike.

Also see Nolder

Kenny wanted to talk to that hot girl, but instead he was just pseudo dancing.

by That's Queen Bitch to YOU April 12, 2004

pseudo-niece

a good friend's daughter

I'm like an uncle/aunt to my friend's daughter. She is my pseudo-niece.

by bigzrd December 5, 2009

pseudo-busy

v.The act of not being very busy, but being busy enough to not accomplish something.

Wife: Did you take out the trash yet?
Husband: No, I've been pseudo-busy.
Wife: Doing What?
Husband: Work and trying to ignore you.
Wife: Oh okay...What was that last part?
Husband: Ohhh nothing, I'll go take out the trash now.

by 5|_|93R_1337 June 11, 2010

Pseudo-Blumpkin

When you're using a laptop to chat with a friend on Facebook while taking a shit and masturbating.

1. I was taking a huge dump the other day, and I totally pseudo-blumpkin'd Bryan. There was jizz all over my toilet and my computer. He was chatting with me on Facebook, completely unaware.

by Chariot Driver May 29, 2009

pseudo-dykes

This is a term I created to describe the retarded girls in bars who pretend to be lesbians (i.e. kissing, making-out and floor fucking with each other) just to get the guys to look at them.
Latin pseudo meaning fake and Old Normand dyke meaning a woman who likes other women.

Me - "Look at those pathetic pseudo-dykes trying to get attention!"
Guy I am talking to - "Umm what? I am distracted by the chicks making out."

by craftyashley May 18, 2006

perdowski

A slang one uses when frustated or mildly frightened. Also used when in shock. Sort of like "Holy Shit!"

Perdowski! I can't believe you were gonna hit me with that belt, or that boogey board, or that baseball!

by pepe July 30, 2004

Pseudo-Depression

When someone says they’re depressed but aren’t and are just looking for depression

Yeet I have pseudo-depression

by An actual retard January 24, 2018