putee

Slang for an amputee.

I love me some putee porn, check out this threesome; come to think of it this is more like a two and a halfsome.

by Bweahns April 24, 2011

poute

A hairpiece for the crotch. Contraction of "pubic" and "toupe"

toupe, pudwig, snapperdoo, crotchmop

"I contracted syphyllis during the Great War. After the shave, I bought a poute."
(Coined by Dave)

by Mr. Blump November 5, 2005

phut

The sound made by a passing bullet

Forget the distinctive "phut" produced by James Bond's silencer. Real designs are more likely to produce a muffled crack, or to sound like a car door being slammed.

by greenwood September 1, 2004

Fils de pute

Un fils de pute est une homme qu'on traite pour l'insulter c'est une insulte.

1)Un homme agresse une vielle, un autre homme l'interpelle et lui Et revien la FILS DE PUTE

by lmp April 26, 2004

Phut

To be used as an adjective, does not technically mean anything. Also used as a verb when you "foot" someone. Make no mistake, this means absolutely nothing other than you are a foot.

Hey you, you're a phut
What did you say to me?
You heard me, you're a phut

by mattdealus January 8, 2011

Plute

A unheard of name that is sometimes mistaken for pluto, flute, suit when said out loud.

"Hey did you know that new restaurant is called Plute."

"Oh I thought its was pluto, my bad..."

by Nyahmofo April 29, 2010

phate

Slant's sidekick

Hey it's Slant's partner

by Anonymous September 19, 2003