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Narcissistic Dick Disorder

When you have a dick so far up your ass that it hits your brain and causes an arrogant mindset in which you can never be wrong. Commonly seen in people who have failed in some area repeatedly, such as school, dating, etc...
Joe: "Wow, Tim has been really cocky and arrogant lately. What's his deal?"

Blake: "I think he has Narcissistic Dick Disorder."
by MLGPingu September 1, 2015
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Narcissistic lasso

A method used by narcissists to put their victim in a such a state of confusion that the issue or problem that the victim originally brought up is forgotten. Narcissists lasso their victims in by vehemently arguing that they, the narcissist, are the victim in the relationship. Soon the real victim feels inprisoned, helpless and confused about whose view is legitimate.
Rebecca thought that Felix was disrespectful of her until Felix used the narcissistic lasso to make her believe that she was the one who was disrespectful in their relationship.
by Missy Know It All August 28, 2016
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narcissistic blackout

A phase in a young woman's life when she gets so self absorbed that she becomes completely unreachable. All attempts to make contact with this person are in vain, for all approaches are assumed sexual advances and unworthy ones at that.
Has Lindsay answered her phone yet this week? She left her dog's ear medicine in my car and i think it's really important we get it to her .

That dog is as good as dead. Lindsay's been trapped in a narcissistic blackout ever since she decided to become a stripper
by jusss August 21, 2017
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Narcissistant

Somebody who helps somebody be arrogant. A makeover artist. An ego-stoker.
He loves himself more now. Probably due to his new narcissistant
by Htrain300 July 26, 2018
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Narcinstacist

A person width a high opinion of themselves who shares their high opinion of self via the platform of Instagram.
The hot young millennial contaminating instagram with opulent humblebrags is a narcinstacist.
by Waimarie February 28, 2019
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Narcissisticomonocalkalus

Narcissisticomonocalkalus is a word used for using very long and useless words. Not often used as "Narcissisticomonocalkalusios"
These guys are too narcissisticomonocalkalusios for me dude!
by Murshiii August 3, 2021
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narciracist

Being narcissist and racist at the same time

it's pronounced Narci-Racist
NekoZarc:: I'm an NarciRacist
by NanayaShikiGaming December 23, 2021
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