loping the mule

Jacking off. Chocking the chicken. spanking the monkey. pumping your pud. Chaseing the weasel. beating your meat.

Last night I woke up and she was lopeing my mule. It spit at her and she spit back.

by David October 27, 2003

Mule Onion

A reference to a woman's backside - specifically a really well-formed one. So called because, as we all know, crossing a mule and an onion results in "an ass that'll bring tears to your eyes".

"Damn, look at the mule onion on that one!"

by Heathen 2.0 April 29, 2008

Mule Variations

This album was Tom Waits' 1999 release, and his thirteenth. The songs range from Big in Japan, a smooth but tough rock song, to Come On Up To the House, a powerful telling of a world's troubles. Waits did good again, striking a strange chord with Chocolate Jesus, and tugging your thought strings with Black Market Baby.

An excerpt from Mule Variations'-
Get Behind the Mule

Punctuated birds on the power line
In a Studebaker with the Birdie Joe Joaks
I'm diggin' all the way to China
With a silver spoon
While the hangman fumbles with the noose, boy
The hangman fumbles with the noose
Got to get behind the Mule
In the morning and plow

by Frank Rider August 23, 2009

Steel Mule

The act of having a cock that feels like steel and will work as hard as a mule

boy that thang just like a like a like a steel mule boy

by Rasheed Reynolds November 29, 2009

on maleek

when something is full truth. instead of oh jah, or on god. its on maleek because he is a wise soul with a thiccc ass who would beat sum ass and have a confrontational conversation in a mature way to step up for his friends WHILE SMOKING A BLUNT.

Bruh on maleek that hoe thic as fuck.

by maleekisgod September 22, 2019

Mule Knuckle

Is the equivalent of a camel toe, but for guys. When your shorts or jeans ride up your crotch and you can see your nuts making a distinctive shape similar to that of a mules knuckle.

"Look at that guy sitting over there, he totally has a mule knuckle right now"

by c-money55 April 14, 2009

Mujeeb

A really cool guy who is quite funny and has a lot of friends at first you might think he's a little hyper but get to know him and you'll be best friends he's also very open and can make fiends with about anyone

I wish I could make friends as fast as Mujeeb can

by Botman20005558 July 7, 2020