Muggle

A derogatory term for humans with no magical abilities. Used by wizards, witches, other magic folk, and freak wannabe's. Becomes non-derogatory when used by fellow non-magic persons to their fellow mugs.

Wizard freak: "Ha, ha! Yer a retarded muggle!"(Throws dirt)
Muggle: *cries*

WRONG!!

Normal Person: "Hey, yo! Wuddup m' muggle?!
Muggle: "Nuttin' much, blud."

RIGHT!!

by Mbeh October 6, 2007

Muggle

Non-running folk.

James and Will are cross-country runners and also track-folk.

James: Man, my new girlfriend is an all around great person. She's also absolutely SLAMMIN.

Will: What does she run?

James: She doesn't, she plays field hockey.

Will: Dude no, what did I tell you about dating muggles? It'll never work out.

by Albert Brady October 2, 2009

Great Goggly Moggly

1.A phrase used when something really surprises you.
2. A phrase used when you really suprise someone

"Great Goggly Moggly, hay guys look my shit is blue."

(Blind date opens the door to great you)"Great Goggly Moggly your one ugly bitch."

(Run in to your office naked after you won the powerball)
"Great Goggly Moggly I won the powerball!" (then run around in scircles screaming fire, fire, fire, fire, fire)

by Azreall April 27, 2008

muggliers

those smoking a joint, muggle

when i opened the door, smoke poured out; revealing the presence of some muggliers!

by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

mugly

Mother f*ckin ugly

Wow look at that poor guy he's so mugly!

by pateypatterson February 23, 2011

Muggle

Someone who isn't involved in the BDSM community and doesn't identify as kinky. Vanilla person.

How a kinky person refers to their vanilla life.

He's amazing, but he's a muggle and I think I'm going to scare him away.

I can't go to the play party. I have to be at my muggle job.

by ladybedhead June 26, 2014

mugly

a combination of both being a mug and being ugly.

'looking mugly the other day x'

by barack obama m8 September 18, 2016