Mark Keppel High School

A high school with a football team so incredibly fail that their first victory in years netted an article on the LA Times.

"Who are we playing again?"
"It's just Mark Keppel High School."
"Oh, easy win then."

by Jormungar November 21, 2009

gay mark

Any Person named Mark is gay it is the life goal(homosexual)

There goes gay mark

by Marrgf June 26, 2016

MarKaAO

"Mar-Kay-Oh". Slang code for "doing twins", derives from Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen.

BASIL: Austin, did I here you tell the Fook twins that you and Dr. Evil are going to double date them tonight? Are you FRIENDS with Dr. Evil?

AUSTIN: Of course not, Basil. I just told THEM that Dr. Evil is coming along. Dr. Evil knows nothing about it! When I show up, I'll just say that the Dr. called in sick and voila, Austin will be in a MarKaAo 3some. Twins, Basil,TWINS! You messed it up for me last time, remember?

by Dr. Phil McCracken, proctologist/astronaut February 5, 2007

Mark Ray

To make friends with a girl and gradually convince her to break up with her boyfriend for you, thereby "stealing" her.

Hey man, can I talk to you? "Sure" Well, it's just.. my girlfriend has been less intimate towards me.. I dunno why.. she's also spending a lot of time with this dude.. Going to the cinema with him.. hanging out.. you know? "Dude, I think you totally just got Mark Ray'd"

by K191 December 11, 2011

Mark lee

The only man ever

Person1:omg mark lee is such a good dancer
Person2:and a great rapper
Person3:and he can sing and play the guitar
Person1:THATS SO SEXY OF HIM
person2:yes he's the only man with rights

by watchyoqueenhitthedecklikeppam December 1, 2020

mark madden

A very fat Pittsburgh sports talkshow host who thinks he's the smartest guy in the world but can't even pronounce Heinz Ward properly! He spends most of his overrated show kissing his own ass (which has to take a lot of kissing considering how huge it is) and insulting everyone else every chance he gets! Used to announce for WCW wrestling and claims he is friends with many pro wrestlers. Has done sports nationally as well for ESPN but had a show cancelled shortly after first airing! Needs to take a bath every once in a while and brush his teeth at some point. Also co-hosts a TV show on Sunday nights that is incredibly boring.

Bob: Hey Frank, Did you see Mark Madden on TV the other day?

Frank: Of course I did. He takes up the whole screen and has the biggest, loudest mouth on the planet!

by SteelerGuy July 27, 2006

mystery mark

An ATAR (Australian Tertiary Admissions Rank) below 30.00, where the exact number is not recorded in order to spare students great shame and humiliation. Your only options after this point are TAFE and hospo.

Jonno: Did you hear Steph got a mystery mark?
Tommo: Fuark, her rents are gonna be pissed.

by pinto boy 96 November 17, 2018