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microbating

When someone's microphone is spazzing out due to input error or messing with the receiver causing a loud an disruptive noise, interrupting conversations in a microphone chat.
We had to kick Christian from the Skype call because he just couldn't stop microbating. spazzing
by SkeletonInYourCloset May 20, 2014
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Microbate

Masturbating with a tiny dick. Future tense is microbating
Donald Trump has to microbate with his tiny hands.
by R2D2UDE May 25, 2017
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Microburst

When a micro penis (< 2.75 inches) ejaculates causing a microburst.
I was giving this guy cooper a hand job with my thumb and pointer finger and I couldn't even tell he was erect until he microburst all over me.
by uncledankleberrypie November 29, 2017
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microween

An individual with a very massive penis and plays fortnite 24/7.
Grayson is a microween.
by JewBeaner May 21, 2018
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Micropenis Muffler

An overly loud vehicle that is purposely so. To make up for the drivers micropenis. The louder the vertical the smaller the penis.
Damn, that micropenis muffler is so loud, dude must be hung like a bee!
by Novellium April 30, 2021
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microtel

A very small hotel, or a very large barbie's playhouse. The rooms inside a microtel comfortably accomodate people of Asian descent, but can not accomodate large caucasians comfortably.
Jon and Kate's children were able to enter the room in the microtel, but neither Jon nor Kate could fit.
by caln74 July 16, 2010
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macrobe

someone who is heavily into macrobiotic food, to the extent that they frown upon people who do not eat macrobiotic food.
i'd buy some KFC but my brothers a macrobe and would beat me up.
by slimey January 13, 2005
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