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microtel

A very small hotel, or a very large barbie's playhouse. The rooms inside a microtel comfortably accomodate people of Asian descent, but can not accomodate large caucasians comfortably.
Jon and Kate's children were able to enter the room in the microtel, but neither Jon nor Kate could fit.
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Microtech

A tactical knife manufacturer founded in 1994, Microtech makes a wide range of knives, mainly for use by military and police, although some are popular to civilians.

They gained most of their initial fame for their OTF (Out The Front) knives early on, and were well known for their extremely high quality.

Some of their knives have been used in television shows, such as the HALO (High Altitiude Low Opening) in "24"

Microtech Knives continue to operate with a simple mission "To Make The Best Knives Possible"

Billy: Hey babe, check out this knife I got from the store, it cost me $250 *click*
Sarah: Billy, are you shitting me? That money was supposed to be used to buy flowers for old Aunt Delilah
Billy: Relax, I went into the flower shop afterwards and when I pulled it out to open a letter, the owner said I could have anything I wanted and to not hurt him.
I went on vacation to California and when the cop stopped me for speeding, he noticed a Microtech OTF clip in my pocket and arrested me.
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Microtexting

The act of sending multiple texts of less than ten words each to convey a single thought that could have easily been compiled into a single message.
Oh my god, who the fuck keeps texting you?”
“It’s Vanessa. She just wanted to tell me she’s on her way over.”
“It took her EIGHT messages to say that? That microtexting bitch.
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a person, usually a twitter user, with a relatively small following, though with a few viral posts or “notices”.
1000 followers?? I’m in my niche internet microcelebrity era
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microcelebrity

One who gains a cult or mainstream following due to viral internet distribution. Does not refer to those who have gained limited or cult followings through traditional media. Does not refer to has-beens or "B-list" celebrities.
Lonelygirl15 was nothing until YouTube made her a microcelebrity. Clint Howard is a D-list celebirty, not a microcelebrity.
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microtech knives

Microtech Knives, Inc. is a knife manufacturing company, famous for its automatic knives, that was founded in Vero Beach, Florida in 1994 and operated there until relocating to Bradford, Pennsylvania in 2005.1 In 2007 the company began manufacturing an American made version of the Steyr AUG under the subsidiary name of Microtech Small Arms Research (MSAR).2

The company has long promoted itself as stressing quality with regard to tight machining tolerances, to within one thousandth of an inch (0.001").14 Microtech has also designed knives for use by the US Military such as the HALO, UDT and Curahee models.15 Custom knifemakers, such as Greg Lightfoot have remarked that these tolerances are what makes the factory knives so close to the custom design: "It has the same quality as a handmade custom."6

Although Microtech has produced many styles of blades such as kitchen knives, fishing knives, arrow heads, and balisong knives; Microtech is most famous for its tactical automatic knives, also known as switchblades.7 The most popular designs among collectors are the "Out The Front" (OTF) and the "Double Action" (D/A) automatics.8 Microtech along with Benchmade Knives was responsible for the resurgence in the popularity of tactical automatic knives in the 1990s.8 These knives were seen more as a precision made tool utilizing powerful springs and high grade bushings as opposed to a cheap import.8

Microtech has collaborated with famous knifemakers such as Ernest Emerson, Bob Terzuola, Walter Brend, Greg Lightfoot, and Reese Weiland on exclusive designs.6 Microtech Knives have also been featured on the television series 24.9

Microtech Small Arms Research is a subsidiary of Microtech Knives which manufactures an American-made version of the Steyr AUG known as the MSAR STG-556.2 Introduced at the 2007 SHOT Show, the MSAR STG-556 is an AUG A1 clone available in either civilian, semi-automatic only and military/LE, select-fire variants. 10
MICROTECH KNIVES WEBSITE:

www.microtechknives.com
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MicroSelling

A modern, video-based sales methodology designed to optimize efficiency, extend reach, and more fully leverage multi-media assets
Account Executives who leverage the MicroSelling methodology are 10X as effective as those who do not.
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