MechaJesus

Used to describe an object or person of undescribable power.

Holy shit jawn, you see that boxer. He beat the shit out of that guy like he was MechaJesus.

by Junpei Takayama October 9, 2004

Mechanical Bride

A woman who does as she's told. Doesn't think for herself. Most likely her parents arranged the marriage. Isn't a very interesting person. Says what you want to hear. Basically like the word says she a robot, mechanical.

"I don't want to marry her!"

"Why not!"

"She's a mechanical bride!"

by Alie Rose August 22, 2009

Mechele

Hardworking. She can be a bit passive-aggressive but she means well. She typically has a great ass. Has alot of friends. She is ok at sports. Never actually been in a relationship before. Can be a spastic extrovert.

What are you on, Mechele?

by Salad__dressing October 17, 2019

Cock Mechanic

A worker (woman) who is skilled in the use of cock. Who also repairs and maintains your cock. Well versed in the use of their hands and oral skills. Ability to dispose of fluid through the stomach is a must. Flexibility in many different positions while taking on a huge load and not cumming out too dirty is a prerequisite.

The Cock Mechanic came over last night to check the fluid level and maintain the nuts to make sure there still in a properly maintained condition.

by Ballz-on-ya October 8, 2008

anal mechanic

A master at repairing asses. This process of "repairing" usually involves the penetration of the subject matter with a penis or other similar-shaped object, e.g. cucumber or hosepipe.

Can also be described as a rectal repairman.

"She wanted to try anal so I was a fuckin' (anal) mechanic out there."

"Go to hell you anal mechanic, you're making me sore!"

"Mate, I was such an anal mechanic last night, I had a fucking garage running."

by AIDS gay April 6, 2007

mechlin

The best and most amazing person in the world great at Saxophone and gets all the bitches. He's a millionaire and is gaining billions in stocks a year he can never be beat and he looks down at the people he's better than

Mechlin is a great person and will always win at anything

by Mechlin November 30, 2017

mechanical conversation

A mechanical conversation consists of small talk. Usually found on the internet, but sometimes comes between two aquaintances who are waiting for something or someone. It is usually very choppy and awkward.

"Nice day, huh?" - man 1

"Oh, uh, ya." - man 2

"I'm really enjoying the sunshine." - man 1

Man 2 nods in recognition to Man 1's statement. (if on internet it would usually be an 'lol')

{awkward silence}

"So ummm.... how 'bout them Red Socks?" - man 1

later

"I had a very mechanical conversation why i was waiting for you earlier." - man 2

"Really? Awkward." - man 2's friend.

by Chubby Raincloud July 20, 2008