Fake Post Malone Fan

Fake Post Malone Fan:

Fake Post Malone Fan: Lexi

by Da Pot Pirate August 5, 2018

dr robert malone

a fucking hero.

he saved a fuckton of people using ivermectin.

"very soon there will be hundreds of health officials saying 'it was your choice, no one made you take it'" ~dr robert malone.

by Lil barnacles #1 fan April 11, 2022

On my pat malone

To be left alone, being on one’s own

Hey Wally, you left me on my pat malone and I have to do the motor rebuild by me fuckin self.

by Aussiedogs May 14, 2023

Post Malone

To fart or pass gas in relief immediately preceding the act of urination, usually in a public setting.

Goofus: Yo dawg, I be thinkin' Arby's all of a sudden. Did you just cap off that piss sess with a ripe fart?

Gallant: Yeah brotendo, I just had to Post Malone after dropping off all that froth. Probably because of shotgunning that six pack of La Croix that was in your moms refrigerator after I spent the night at her place. You know how I do, you dig my nig?

Goofus: No...no I don't.

by Queef_Quackenbush October 19, 2016

Malone

A dying town in upstate New York. Called the Suboxone capital of New York by law enforcement, its main attractions are a decrepit hotel and the Walmart

If she comes from Malone, leave her alone.

by Labial Licker August 20, 2020

karl malone

An asshole on the lakers.
Went to La to try and get a ring because he sucks and couldn't do it in the previous years.

Karl Malone is gay.

by Muff Daddy May 27, 2004

maloney

the type of guy that shakes your hand really hard to let you know hes been working out.

did you hear about maloney 69ing that dude behind the dumpster behind the tech?

by Dr. Phil Can Fly April 30, 2013