Walking away from a conversation at the bar as to give the implication that you’
re going to the restroom, then walking straight to your
car without saying even so much as a syllable to anybody that you’
re leaving. Followed by not answering any calls or texts asking where you are.
Derek: What happened to
Drew last night?
Dustin: I don’t know. Some Tinder chick was messaging him.
(
Drew walks up.)
Dustin: Oh, there’s Ghost Malone himself.
Drew: Sorry. This chick wanted me to come bang her last night.