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Ivermectin 

A drug commonly used to treat parasite infections in animals. A different version of it that's meant for humans was studied as a potential treatment for Covid-19, but it turned out to be completely useless. Unfortunately a bunch of Karens decided Facebook was more trustworthy than actual science and started taking literal horse deworming medicine because they all had covid due to being anti-vaxxers. Then they all wound up in the hospital because it turns out taking horse deworming medicine is an incredibly stupid thing to do. As if the hospitals weren't crowded enough already. GG, karens. Fuck you.
Anyone who thinks Ivermectin is an effective treatment for covid is a fucking idiot. Get the damn vaccine.
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Ivermectin 

Ivermectin is an oral drug that is used to kill pesticides. Most people take Ivermectin to cure scabies.

So if you have a friend that says "I'm taking Ivermectin," they probably have scabies.
"I'm taking Ivermectin, just like my doctor ordered..."
if anyone ever says that, Look up scabies to see how nasty they are.
Ivermectin by Roy Anthony May 26, 2009

ivermectin-injured 

Adjective - Harmed by the use of Ivermectin. Symptoms: Degraded cognitive reasoning, emotional instability, an ability to believe contradictory ideas simultaneously, anger at immigrants & other minorities, support for Russia & Trump.

Noun - someone who has been harmed by Ivermectin (probably American)
"One of the Ivermectin-injured told me that Trump is on a mission from God"

ivermectarians 

People who have embraced the science, prospective, retrospective studies, case reports and third world medicine and determined that Ivermectin has profound antiviral properties
Ivermectarians in India have saved millions of people who would have died from sars-Covid-19 if they had not utilized a potent, low cost anti viral/ parasitic to treat their denizins
ivermectarians by Ofashea January 27, 2022

Ivermectinite 

A person who believes taking Ivermectin will cure COVID
Dude, did you hear Todd is an Ivermectinite now.
Ivermectinite by JustJessArt September 4, 2021

Iverection

The horse-size boner and extended lovemaking endurance you get after taking Ivermectin horse paste.

Or, the discrete name for Ivermectin horse paste being purchased for human consumption.
"Iverection after taking that tube of apple flavored Ivermectin horse paste."

"I took Iverection, so I'll be fine."

"Does your store carry Iverection?"
Iverection by Dr Drew, PhD February 8, 2022