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Lindsay Lohan

A dyke.
Jenna: Who's that dyke?

Brian: It's Lindsay Lohan.

Jenna: Oh.
by Mystery Dink February 19, 2009
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Lindsay Lohan

Started off as a totally hot, big boobed actress with an amazing perfect figure and what looked like talent. Then went Britney Spears on our asses and decided to drive like a manic, snort coke, and turn into a walking skeleton with bleached hair in the shade of 'fresh skank'.

Decided to become lesbian with Sam Ronson and let's face it could have had someone much hotter. As Eminem would say 'Samantha's a 2, you're practically a 10'.

Also has a sister called Ali who is a less hot yet cleaner looking version of Lindsay.

Hopefully she will clean up her act, ditch the skank hair and eat some food.
Dave: Amy from High School used to be so hot.

Andy: Yeah I heard she got hooked on heroin.

Dave: Shame, she's such a Lindsay Lohan now.
by CarlyBunny July 8, 2009
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Lindsay Lohan

Liam: Hey Charles, who is a fat lesbian shit?
Charles: Lindsay Lohan.
by Guy Who Laughs At Fatties July 18, 2009
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Lindsay Lohan

A shot:
Readheaded Slut with a splash of Coke
Can I get a Lindsay Lohan?
A what?
A Readheaded Slut with a splah of Coke.
by iheartfast September 8, 2010
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Lindsay Lohan

Actress and lesbian sex slave. When she went to prision all the lesbians in there wanted a piece of that lohan ass.
Shes hot but don't know how to stay out of troble.
by Deep blue 2012 August 2, 2010
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on lohan

explanation in response to why you've taken something that doesn't belong to you
store surveillance officer: excuse me miss, i was watching you from over here and saw you cut the price tag off that backpack you are carrying. i'm afraid you'll have to come with me for questioning regarding this theft.

stacy: what?? no way man! i borrowed this purse from a friend. it's totally on lohan. back off! don't make me call my mother.
by cybermedusa March 4, 2011
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