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jeremy kyle

A talk show host from 'The Jeremy Kyle Show' on ITV.

Basically he is a little weasel of a man who sees every situation on his show as either black or white (life is not that simple), he loves to shout and scream at his guests and has a awful habbit of labelling someone after knowing them for only two minutes, he will take his first impression of a guest then go on a hot-headed rant and ridicule him/her, followed by pathetic howling and cheering from the sheep in the audience. He seems to feel big and mighty having a audience and security guards behind him.

The whole show is horrible to watch as it just about laughing at people who's lives are in the gutter. I don't defend the usual type of guest on his show, but i think the looking down and embarresment of people in front of the whole nation is a sick thing to be considered entertainment.
JEREMY KYLE: Hi welcome back, our next guest brian has just made his way onto the stage. Hello Brian welcome to the show, so you have a child, and you like to go out drinking.
BRIAN: Yeah just on the weekend sometimes.
JEREMY KYLE: -YOU SHOULD GIVE UP THE DRINK IT'S PATHETIC YOU HAVE A CHILD!!!

(audince starts howling)
by mickyash2008 March 22, 2008
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kyle's mom

A big fat bitch, said to be the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She is also a stupid bitch (if there ever was a bitch) and is normally a bitch to all the boys and girls. She is a bitch on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Saturday, but to be different, on Sunday, she's a super king kamaya maya beeeyotch. Kyle's mom is mean and has stupid hair, and can be classified as dirty. Other kids around the world have been asked, and it's agreeable that she is a big fat bitch. In summary, she is a big fat fucking bitch.
Kyle's mom is such a big 'ol bitch!
by vgboy2002 May 16, 2004
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kylemeister

A person who is kind, one who does not put you down. Someone who you would love to be friends with. A person who is excellent at bass fishing and can tame even the wildest of vaginas. He is loving and accepting of all types of people.
That guy is so good at taming wild vaginas. He could be a type of kylemeister
by Kingwurdz April 6, 2011
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kyleized

when you get amazed by kyle. he makes you happy, horny, and silly. He makes you beetter looking. :)
Dude, Ashley got kyleized. She is as hot as a kitty kat.
by iamgayandhot February 21, 2011
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Kyle Carabajal

The most awesome guy you will ever meet. He is modest, and weird. He is also funny, easy to talk to, and has an amazing smile. Don't fall for him, because he won't like you back. He is the type of guy who is your best friend. He'll make you wish you had known him sooner. Maybe even before your first kiss...Good luck tryign to say his last name...
Wow, He has amazing eyes...

That's because it's Kyle Carabajal
by <3theater August 3, 2011
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Kyle Ghostface killah

This is a boy with headphones. Sitting alone on new years eve drinking champagne He is alright and not cooler then me :)
Eww he was being such a KYLE Ghostface killah
by tacoloveroftacos January 2, 2012
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Kylee Marie Navarro

Kylee Marie Navarro is the queen of everything, and second to none. Some day she will take over the world. Intelligent, and ravishing, her beauty captivates many. Dylan Obrien also happens to be her soulmate, so that is a bonus.
Often referred to as "Regal, stunning, totally awesome," many find it hard to be in her angelic present.
Legend states, that with a wave of her hand - she can vanquish armies, destroy legions, and annihilate empires.
Person 1: "Did you see that girl? She is such a Kylee Marie Navarro."
Person 2: "You fool. Only one person is worthy of that title, and that is Kylee Marie Navarro herself."
or...
Person 1: OMG Kylee Marie Navarro, if I try, will I ever be as cool as you?
Kylee Marie Navarro: "You know kid, it is okay to dream., as long as you don't believe in you dream. Because no matter how hard you work, no matter how hard you try, you will reach the epic greatness that I posses."
or...
Person 1: "OMG you are Kylee Marie Navarro! Can I have your autograph?!
Kylee Marie Navarro: "No peasant"
by the realest baegel July 31, 2016
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