kryptonite

what one lover feels like to another if he/she has said lover over a barrel/trapped in a sexy corner. you know...

diamonds pressed against that wood, fly away from the kryptonite.

by Golem was a greedy stripper September 15, 2006

Kryptnit

Kryptnit is a word meaning "fly or cool" mostly used by someone who would play a stupid game like w.o.w or something. Also, used when pissed off or angry at someone, but usually when angry at an object, if you say a person is kryptnit when angry your a douche.

"Dude, this is mad kryptnit"

or

"Kryptnit! God Dammit!"

by xMaddieeBeex March 12, 2009

Kryptic

a fat ginger from the uk who calls people incels to feel good about themselves.

look at that guy he looks like a kryptic!

by TxcWaste June 22, 2020

Black Kryptonite

Beautiful women that black men crave and desire.

Alexa is beautiful bro, she's my black kryptonite

by Daé May 2, 2016

Dirty Krystina

Yet ANOTHER trend that people with the spelling “Krystina” can’t follow!

Wow! I wanna follow that trend on tiktok! Damn! It’s a dirty Krystina.

by UnusualSpellingCheck October 26, 2020

kryptonite

Phrase used to describe it when pubic hair is so massive and unkempt that the mere presence of it makes the other person unable to perform sexually.

"He has the hottest body I had ever seen until he pulled off his boxers. Those pubes were my kryptonite."

by Brenda Barger July 27, 2006

kryptonite

slang term for crack cocaine

Excuse me good sir, may I purchase a nick of your fine delicious kryptonite?

by tony flo September 16, 2006