Jerkofftivity

Level of jerkoffness

Well, I may get to go home early the day before Thanksgiving depending on the jerkofftivity of my boss.

by chuchudeltrain March 31, 2009

jargonstorming

Jargonstorming is like brain-storming, except the brain has been replaced by jargon. The jargonstormer (i.e., the speaker or writer leveling the jargonstorm at listeners or readers) frequently is unaware that they are not actually saying anything due to a lack of understanding of the underlying meanings of the jargon they employ as they fail to make any point; cynically, the jargonstormer is sometimes aware of this, and is leveraging the jargonstorm strategically to preempt meaningful contributions from others, by overwhelming those unfamiliar with the jargon and alternatively disgusting those who "see" through the jargonstorm to the point that the jargonstormer is not called to task for their transgression.

The following utterance is an example of jargonstorming: In order to properly agendize what we are doing such that we can maximize the synergies to leverage this window of opportunity, we need to strike while the iron is hot and keep pushing the envelope.

by learning2Bbrief November 24, 2010

jargonise

verb - to jargonise, the act of taking a simple easily understood word and changing it to a different word which is harder to understand by most as it is from a semantic field understood only by those with intense knowledge of that particular field. Can also be the act of taking a simple easily understood text, and carrying through a similar action as above except to the whole text. past tense, jargonised

I was able to understand that word, because it was just the word, 'word', but now someones jargonised and its now 'lexeme' and I can't understand it.

by jargoniser March 26, 2011

jargonnaut

An individual who speaks using precise acronyms, slang, and obscure words related to one or more specialized professions even when not talking to other individuals in the profession; someone who talks over others' heads subconsciously using specialized words.

Bones is such a jargonnaut --- she left the entire jury behind while describing that kid's skeleton.

I don't get invited to parties anymore because whenever I do, I turn into a total jargonnaut and look like an elitist asshole.

by The Lesser Evil from Scene III June 30, 2011

jerkoffitis

V. The act of jerking off so much everyday that it makes you extremely ill

I.e. "Dude where's Keegan?"
"Faggot is at home because He's got a temp. Of 104 because of his severe case of jerkoffitis"
"Let's pray he survives"

by Baby-scumbag-look-a-like December 7, 2013

jerga

Person who is an overly working little bitch.

Joseph is working 24/7 for two weeks now,and he wants to buy a billiard table. Wow,such a JERGA.

by Funky monkey killer June 22, 2016

jerionte

Know this man is the finest of all and will never let you go he's a very attractive man very smart and is the coolest kid ever everyone likes him....😍

Jerionte is everyone's world..🌏

by Jessica_jess March 1, 2018