teds ipad

An iPad that belongs to a guy named Ted
by J.DAWGdizzle May 01, 2016
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ipad envy

what you get when all you douche bag, punk ass co-workers/friends flaunt their newly acquired ipads in your face.
I got ipad envy when he showed me a video on his slick new ipad, so I punched his bitch ass in the crotch.
by revitup71 May 19, 2010
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Ipad Kid

A Kid or Adult Who Likes to Watch Content on their phone while eating food or snacks.
Why does he always have to watch rick and morty while eating hes such a ipad kid
by Ejgocrxzy March 05, 2022
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IPad Kid

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iPad kid

A stupid 3-10 year old who only uses there iPad for entertainment.
Some way you can find out if a child is in fact a iPad kid.
1. they will scream

2. FULL VOLUME AT ALL TIMES

3. coco melon/Ryan's toy review
4. Cheeto fingers

5. Bulky iPad cases

6 dirty screen
Person1:dude look at that iPad kid

Person2: there parents must not care about them
13 year old from far away: ew it smells like shit in here

1: did that kid just shit there pants

2 yes yes they did
13 year old now very close by: whelp it looks like the parents don't care lets just judge and make Shure this in fact a iPad kid
2 who the fuck are you

13yr old: I'm a 13 year old to add more depth to this stupid story

1: wait this is fake
2 well no fucking shit this is fake
iPad kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOMY MY IPAD DIED
13yo: run

and they all fuck died the end.
by itsdinocraft August 01, 2022
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ipad kid

cough cough - xiomi dang he must be a ipad kid
by ffsxon January 06, 2022
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iPad elbow

A medical condition of the affluent, mainly incurred by having your arms at a 90 degree angle while holding your iPad in bed for a prolonged period of time. Problem exacerbated when trying to hold the iPad with one hand and jacking off with the other.
Sorry I cannot help you move next weekend. I'm suffering from iPad elbow.
by Grant Rampus July 14, 2016
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