by J.DAWGdizzle May 01, 2016
what you get when all you douche bag, punk ass co-workers/friends flaunt their newly acquired ipads in your face.
I got ipad envy when he showed me a video on his slick new ipad, so I punched his bitch ass in the crotch.
by revitup71 May 19, 2010
by Ejgocrxzy March 05, 2022
A stupid 3-10 year old who only uses there iPad for entertainment.
Some way you can find out if a child is in fact a iPad kid.
1. they will scream
2. FULL VOLUME AT ALL TIMES
3. coco melon/Ryan's toy review
4. Cheeto fingers
5. Bulky iPad cases
6 dirty screen
Some way you can find out if a child is in fact a iPad kid.
1. they will scream
2. FULL VOLUME AT ALL TIMES
3. coco melon/Ryan's toy review
4. Cheeto fingers
5. Bulky iPad cases
6 dirty screen
Person1:dude look at that iPad kid
Person2: there parents must not care about them
13 year old from far away: ew it smells like shit in here
1: did that kid just shit there pants
2 yes yes they did
13 year old now very close by: whelp it looks like the parents don't care lets just judge and make Shure this in fact a iPad kid
2 who the fuck are you
13yr old: I'm a 13 year old to add more depth to this stupid story
1: wait this is fake
2 well no fucking shit this is fake
iPad kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOMY MY IPAD DIED
13yo: run
and they all fuck died the end.
Person2: there parents must not care about them
13 year old from far away: ew it smells like shit in here
1: did that kid just shit there pants
2 yes yes they did
13 year old now very close by: whelp it looks like the parents don't care lets just judge and make Shure this in fact a iPad kid
2 who the fuck are you
13yr old: I'm a 13 year old to add more depth to this stupid story
1: wait this is fake
2 well no fucking shit this is fake
iPad kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOMY MY IPAD DIED
13yo: run
and they all fuck died the end.
by itsdinocraft August 01, 2022
by ffsxon January 06, 2022
A medical condition of the affluent, mainly incurred by having your arms at a 90 degree angle while holding your iPad in bed for a prolonged period of time. Problem exacerbated when trying to hold the iPad with one hand and jacking off with the other.
by Grant Rampus July 14, 2016