Ikeaception

When you do acts with or without the intention of making yourself appear to what ever gods exist, that you are the shart they should have correctly dealt with

I know you listen to 11 but 9 is better and if you dare say anything inregards to 9 and 11 or 11 and nine my god how long will you be wasting my time. Ikeaception staph it

by Notorious Big W September 21, 2016

IKEA

a giant maze with meatballs at the end

I went to IKEA three days ago and came out yesterday.

by phan crap February 19, 2017

Ikea

A unicorn of a person, she's usually nice af , with a bad temper...she will do anything for the ones she loves...Has horrible communication skills but LOADS of FUN to be around...you can tell her anything and she won't judge or share with anyone for a lifetime

Ikea is cool af

by Princess Kazi March 16, 2017

ikea shelf builder

Some dude who is bi with no game whatsoever but becomes infatuated with some chick who is already taken ( in a relationship or Married) but tries to play it off like he’s the “Gay Friend” and harmless. Dudes a looser and just acting to be always there as a shoulder to cry on, etc. so he can be in her ear like... you should leave him.

Her: Omg!? I just got in a fight with Brandon (boyfriend) He’s such a dick. I’m going to hang out with Chris at the mall.

Her friend: stop hanging with that dude he’s such an ikea shelf builder, plus isn’t he gay?! Why is he so infatuated with you?

by Strive30005 September 20, 2017

IKEA wog

Person from Scandinavia, but mostly Sweden since it is where IKEA originated.

Person A : Those fuckin´Scandinavians sure travel a lot, don´t they ? Those people are fuckin´all over the place!

Person B: Yeah, bloody IKEA wogs.

by Cockfeathers May 28, 2018

ianeater437

ianeater437 is a noob who thinks its funny to shoot his friends when they clearly are struggling. dont ask him about fortnite b/c he is a nerd and will boast about his wins. and never ever play borderlands with him b/c he will complete the mission without even asking if u wanted to help. he will also steal ur pussies and is about 7 feet tall and kicks u in the back of ur legs while ur walking.

person 1: hey dude, i ran into ianeater437 last night on roblox
person 2: wat a meathead

by iggybiggyibby May 14, 2018

IKEA Airlines

An airline full of self built planes using confusing instructions

Today you will be flying with IKEA Airlines.

by Rstam May 21, 2019