nothing happened

Hand stuff.

Jenna went to stay at Brad's house last night, but nothing happened

by UltimatePuzzyD3str0y3r69 December 20, 2014

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That just happened

(Phrase) The only thing you can say when something so audacious happens that you have no response beyond iterating that the event occurred in the first place.

Person 1: I just got a tattoo of Justin Bieber on my ass

Person 2: I... Uhhhh... That just happened.

by PJ the Coug September 21, 2016

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one of the greatest guitar players of all time. The second most innovative guitarist behind jimi Hendrix. he is a great song writer and no matter what will look cooler on stage then you do. Oh by the way did i mention that "Eruption" pretty much made jizz my pants.

Eddie Van Halen is fucking awesome!!!

by Rob March 27, 2005

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I hate it when that happens

A phrase often used to sound empathetic when in most cases the scenario being discussed is too unique for the other person to have possibly gone through the same situation.

Person #1: Dude you won't believe this, but I saw Jeremy on my flight! I have never seen someone I know at the airport let alone on my plane!
Person #2 Yah, I hate it when that happens.
Person #1: What?!

by The Empress of the Universe June 16, 2011

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Van Halen Piledriver

A sexual act where a person is penetrated by a the headstock of a guitar, usually the person is lying on the ground with their legs over their chest so that the guitar can be driven straight down into them hence the "piledriver" term.

So I stole my ex-boyfriend's guitar and had my new boyfriend give me a Van Halen Piledriver with it, that'll show him to be a dick

by GHSteve October 7, 2010

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