hafenize

To self ridicule by virtue of vocalizing utter lack of wit and humor, followed by a solitary laugh

Dave was hafenized by when he told the Hitler joke in the synagogue, and thus was met with dead silence from the audience.

by Biff Yamazaki July 18, 2003

Haffort

When a thing/event/action is both hassle and effort mixed together

Going to work was serious HAFFORT!

by Mia!! October 17, 2006

hapfeelings

1. To be persistently critical of a specific aspect of one's own appearance.

2. To feel possessed with long-term creative zeal owing to a mundane occurrance; to be inspired by the seemingly trivial.

Ex. 1

"Do I look all right in this shirt? I'm worried it makes my shoulders look too wide."

"You ask that EVERY time you try on a new shirt. Relax, you've just got hapfeelings about your shoulders. You've been like that ever since that jealous nerd told you you look like a football player even without shoulderpads."

Ex. 2

"A bird just pooped on my head. Oh my goodness, I just got hapfeelings! Now I must paint a series of 48 pictures depicting a fantasy world in which birds have enslaved humans!"

by linuxknight November 6, 2009

hefferexia

A person with a normal BMI, who will at random consume an obese amount of food and calories at one sitting without gaining weight or using an improper digestion technique.

My hefferexia is going into full drive today. Prior to noon I ate 2 brownies, a donut, ice cream, a beef and fries from Portillos and all I can think about right now is a peppermint patty.

by Baybalu September 1, 2011

Heffer Hopper

Somebody that has loads of sex with fat girls.

"Dude, did you see Dan's new fuck buddy?"
"Yeah, he's such a heffer hopper!"

by Susan Strong September 29, 2012

hafftoo

Verb: A slang spelling of the two words "Have to"

In genral, it used as a way of saying "Of course! Have to"

Person 1:Bro, are you coming out with the boys tonight ?
Person 2: Hafftoo!
Person 1: Sweet! thats us!

by Jonahk January 28, 2014

Heffernen

A slang term for someone who is being an unnecessary CUNT, or douchebag.

My God, why is Aaron being such a Heffernen today?
Oh he ran out of pot and he's a little on edge.

by Josh McGrogan August 10, 2017