forcing an owl to jog at noon

when someone is asking alot of someone else. it's enough to try and get an owl awake at noon but to make it jog that's too much. From Important Things With Demetri Martin

Guy: So Jenny wants me to go to her cousin's wedding in Australia. So I have to pay $2000 to be bored for five days.

Demetri: Jesus Jenny she's forcing an owl to jog at noon.

by num421337 April 2, 2010

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FORGIVE ME

Two words that define you when one of your waifus not care about you, the other is hanging out with a other friend and your husbando is mad at you.

"PLEASE FORGIVE ME"
"Forgive me please!"

by Everyoelikesme August 13, 2020

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forgighting

Getting in a huge fight and then forgetting why you were fighting. Usually an alcohol induced instance.

Man, Steve and Mark were totally forgighting at my house the the other night. I think it was because he gave him a wet willy.

by Spunky Union June 23, 2007

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florgindolphin

a term used to describe an unknown part of something, such as a complicated machine.

You need to get your florgindolphin replaced.

by James Bales November 18, 2007

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forgift

to show someone who has wronged you that you absolve them with a symbolic token of that forgiveness; that you and they are starting fresh and you bear no malice

Adult: "Why did you give that little girl a new mitten when you know you didn't tear the old one?"

(N) Child: "Because I forgift her!"

by DIYMama May 1, 2011

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