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floored

A term describing the state of being saturated in a particular emotion. To be stunned or overwhelmed in this particular emotion so substantially that it ties up a measurable amount of mental resources. Sometimes can result in fatigue until the vexing complex is resolved. Usually associated with a NEGATIVE emotion unless otherwise noted.

Metaphorically similar to being held down to the floor by a force great enough that it takes a good deal of time to escape.
"I was completely floored all day after speaking to my doctor."

"After I broke up with Jenny I felt floored for weeks."

"I'm completely floored right now, I have no idea what I'm going to do."
by MacDillo January 1, 2009
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floozie

a women that can be bought and wont mind it
Lets get ourselves a floozie tonight, yo
by T-Money October 1, 2003
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Flooter

Like a flutter, but on the fitba.
Holly: meet us down betfred before the match then

Brian: what for, I was going to go to Greggs and eat pasties like the fat bastard I am

Holly: For a little flooter, odds are good for a Newcastle home win now Shearer's the guv

(roflcopter)
by ginsprettymuchamazing April 1, 2009
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Floored

To be under the influence of THC to the point where it's physically and psychologically difficult to move to change the channel or switch the movie or get something to eat.
Dude...I have a frozen pizza we should heat up!

Dude...yes, make it happen.

No way man, I am floored right now, I highly doubt I would be able to stand up, which is fine, because I'm not going to try.
by MothyrGoose August 26, 2009
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froozen cherry cheesecake

after intercourse outside during winter, find some ice to cover with your man-goo then smash your partners face into the cold cum, their blood from their nose should mix well with the white snow and babyjuice
my exgirlfriend broke up with me because i gave her a froozen cherry cheesecake

she was a kinky hoe, for christmas, she gave me head outside and i saw some ice so the froozen cherry cheesecake had to be done
by Tyman March 26, 2008
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flooperhisenhousen

You are completly and intirely pimped out!
I am Flooperhisenhousen!
by Taylor and Andi June 1, 2005
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Flooper

A dog having ears which flop over themselves. To flop these ears back and forth is called "flooping". A single flop is a "floop". Thus, if a dog has ears which may be flooped, it is a flooper.
Awww, your Chow-Chow is adorable! Such a cute little flooper! May I floop him?
by HyTronix May 10, 2010
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