fee-ectomy

The non-surgical removal of made up fees you never wanted to pay in the first place.
The girl returned her movie 48 hours late, but she was super cute so the guy behind the counter gave her a fee-ectomy.
by freckleface3000 May 13, 2009
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Fine Fee

A fine fee is an attractive female. The term might also be reconfigured to be called a fly fee. This term is most frequently used by gangsta's and playa's when refering to the females they have, are, or were checking out.
I was abouts to holla at this fine fee when the cops showed up and busted my play.
by Hannah Thornton July 31, 2008
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nomminable fee

A nominal fee charged or debt payed with food and/or drink, esp. very good food or alcohol.

Nomminable fees are often charged when the debtor is an amazing cook, or occasionally when they are unwilling or unable to pay their debts financially.
I didn't feel right charging Melanie for computer repair, and she's a damned good cook, so I charged her a nomminable fee.

Bob won't pay up the cash I loaned him. He keeps asking if we can call it a nomminable fee.
by Ryumitsu August 10, 2010
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cock fee

The extra cover charge a man must usually pay to get into a night club.
Man 1: Hey how was that club last night?
Man 2: It was alright, except the cover was kinda expensive, $30 for me, only $10 for her, I guess that must be the cock fee or somethin.
by MrCover November 21, 2009
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ream fee

Any gratuitous, excessive, or unreasonable extra charge or surcharge placed on a transaction, possibly as a service charge, penalty, or profit center.
I just hate it when TicketBastard charges me a ream fee whenever I buy tickets--and then have the gall to call it a "convenience charge"
by Jabba17 May 12, 2005
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piggyback fees

when purchasing a ticket for just about anything, one can NEVER pay a 'flat', all 'inclusive fee'...!!

-there always are "handling" charges, 'special' charges, table reservation charges, air-usage charges, parking charges, etc!! (-you get it!) pumping up the initial charge, so one has to 'choke-up' more money -ie:getting "nickled and dimed" to death! (the american way!!)

this is a form of 'bait and switch' as one thinks they're going to 'get sex' for a certain price, but the price just keeps rising!!

-why not just pump another twenty dollars on the ticket price to begin with?? -i guess a 'flat' charge is just too frightening here in america!, where everything MUST exist under a cloud of bullshit!!
did you get mike foolsley tickets? -yeah the price is reasonable, but the piggyback fees will eat your ass up!!
just me and the piggyback fees in a dark alley, me with a shotgun!
by michael foolsley February 15, 2010
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Walking Fee

The Fee one man pays another for the service of picking up goods such as food, coffee, alcohol or drugs. This fee generally consists of the change left over from the purchase.

This is generally considered a "Rule of Man". Other rules include things like Never Asking for Directions and Urinal Etiquette.
Asdf gave Qwerty $3.00 to get a McSkillet burrito. The burrito cost $2.74, and when Asdf asked for his change, Qwerty refused to give it to him stating that the 26 cents goes to a "Walking Fee".
by Gridlok February 26, 2008
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