fashion felony

To dress in gawdy clothing or to wear something out of style in public.

Earl commits a fashion felony everytime he wears that gawd awful leisure suit in public.

by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006

fashion constipated

when faced with many outfit/fashion choices, knowing that u have the means and inspiration inside you but lack the potential outlet... and don't have the force for that one extra push... pun intended

i have loads of ideas floating in my head right now
its just that i cant pin one down 'cause i want to wear my new levis and the top i bought from playlife with it. but i want to wear a dress. but i want to wear a skirt. i feel fashion constipated and that's worse than being actually constipated!

by nix23889 January 18, 2008

Cracker Fashion

When a white girl dresses like a hoochie and thinks it's high fashion.

She's sporting her cracker fashion today with that crop top and those leather pants.

by Dirt Brownie July 20, 2016

fashionably incognito

The state of one's dress when wearing dark-colored yet trendy/fashionable clothes at night so as to remain inconspicuous.

Person 1: Dude look, I'm wearing my Oakleys and my black cashmere Gap sweater and matching scarf, nobody can see me.
Person 2: Dude you're fashionably incognito! Like ohmygawd, where did you get those shoes??

by matt January 5, 2005

Fashionably Late

When you show up to a party late, so everyone will think you have a life.

Woah! Johnny showed up to the party fashionably late! He is soooo cool!

by OhMyGosh...................... September 20, 2011

follow fashion

Jamaican in origin. Means "copy cat", unoriginal, to imitate, to follow what you believe to be the latest trend.

Eng: "You're too damn follow fashion. Everything you see me do, you do it too."

Patois: "Look pon dis yah follow fashan bwoy a himitate fi mi style!"

by D-Money April 21, 2004

Fashioncore

A derogatory word used for people who when at shows care more about looking good and being seen than the music. Common misconception and closemindedness have made alot of people think it's people who wear tight jeans or put effort into their appearance. Wrong, it is not the kids who look good or care about their aesthetics. It's the kids who go to shows and don't give a fuck about the music; they are only there to show off their clothes, check out what everyone else is wearing, and go on about how they seen whoever before they sold out, or how they seen '_____' and they where phenomanal. These kids are usually found near the back with cameras, snapping pictures of the band but usually just themselves and friends. You can easily tell who they are because they've never so much as moved during a show and fix their hair every few seconds despite the fact that they haven't moved enough for it to be ruined.

Kid in the Pit: Look at all those fashioncore idiots standing around pretentiously they represent everything I hate in the music industry.

by FilthIsFun October 18, 2008