Facies

Short for Facebook. Usually used by hip, in-crowd high school students and young trendy adults.

I'll put the photo up on Facies tonight bra.

That hot chick I got with on Friday added me on Facies, I didn't accept her request in fear that my girlfriend might find out about her. All in the game yo.

by Awesom-0 October 27, 2008

bonnie fails

when a member of the female sex does:
-calls Sour Patch Kids, Sour Kids Patch
-fails at figuring out doors
-misspells her last name

"Ooo! I WANT SOUR KIDS PATCH!!"

"I'm Bonnie Cha."
often followed by: "Wow, Bonnie fails."

by bonniewins February 18, 2009

failsense

The awareness of the capacity for fail in oneself or in others.

a. I was going to ask her to lunch, but my failsense warned me that she's way out of my league.

b. Passing the junction of the science building and the athletic arena on the campus of my second-rate university gives me fits of failsense.

by earthen biscuit February 7, 2008

Sterling Correctional Facility

A prison in the middle of nowhere Well, it's in Sterling, Colorado. They are total a**holes over there in the visiting area. Oh, and they treat my step dad like crap because he is the only one who files things against them!!!! >:(

Sterling Correctional Facility

by daddies grl April 6, 2010

facist pig

A person that thinks Jews are bad because they refuse to give them a damn cigarrete.

FUCKING FACIST PIG; GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE

by Triggerboi November 29, 2016

failstatus

What occurs when a Facebook status update gets hijacked by irrelevant and unwanted friendspam

Jimmy James hates people so much sometimes!! They are fucked.
Bryanna - Aww how cool are puppies
Jason - I know, especially pugs
JJ - Stop failing my status!! I'm hating ppl here!!
Jason - Muhahaha FAILSTATUS

by Willemrt February 5, 2009

failster

An individual who tries to be "gangsta" by wearing their jeans at the approximate height of their knees (this is barely exaggerated), and insists on listening to their iPod with one ear bud at extraordinarily high volumes. This individual will also speak in a dialect consisting of many "dawgs" and "wudups" and "niggas"and "grills" that is only understood by other failsters. Furthermore, most failsters are of high school and college age, as they have yet to figure out how to grow up.

Marcus is such a failster, so I bought him a belt to hold up his failster pants so they don't fall down on him again like they did last Thursday.

by zorrex January 11, 2011