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Lucy: "Can you believe my husband? He just went hunting and now he wants a European mount."

Amanda: "Oh dear...well you better have a light meal and run to the store for some lube."
european mount by Davi-Anne Erabeth September 30, 2017

European Royalty

tyrants of [German] descent born from [incest]
Queen Elizabeth II is a member of the European royal family. Her husband, Prince Philip of Greece and Denmark, Duke of Edinburgh, is her father's second cousin through Christain IX of Demark. That is the European Royalty
European Royalty by Anoymous_u April 2, 2019

European Lap Dance 

The act of a woman wearing underwear rubbing up on a man who is naked. The woman moves her pelvic area back and forth while sitting on the man.
That girl was rubbing up on me like a European Lap Dance.

When she slid up and down against me it felt like a European Lap Dance.
European Lap Dance by acerrr July 8, 2010

European Union 

1. Became known by its current style in 1993, when Maastricht was signed and the keys to the UK and frankly everywhere else in Europe were handed over to new management in Brussels.

What started out as an innocent economic adventure, through the 1980s, slowly turned into a nightmare political descent as it became apparent that - lets be crude and frank - France and Germany did want a union in which they couldn't and didn't have DIRECT control over.

2. More recently things have become more serious and sinister with firstly the Treaty of Nice and now the blueprint for a country called Europe with its own constitution.

Frankly the United Kingdom, should go a step further and vote on membership not a pathetic federalist vision of a constitution for a whole continent of countless races, languages and cultures that simply don't and won't ever fully integrate.

Home rule for Britain - God Save our Head of State, the Queen!
"a scary vision of the future : Malta, Finland, Lithuania, Ireland, Belgium and Cyprus all with the same currency, Parliament and law to uphold - oh shit, thats NOW!"

European Union 

Europe's attempt to become the new United States.
The European Union has a kickass economy.
European Union by Brutus II September 26, 2008

european steamboat

the act of flatulating in a girl's mouth and come out of her nose; just like a steamboat.
i ate lots of beans last night, so i gave your sister a european steamboat :)
european steamboat by A-GNA5ty December 14, 2010