Enoch Root

Enoch Root is a NY based alternative-progressive rock band created by multi-instrumentalist and songwriter Reese Alexander Ortenberg. With influences from bands like The Dear Hunter, Haken, and Porcupine Tree, Enoch Root creates a surreal and intense listening experience with powerful melodies, overarching themes, and twisting riffs full of ear candy.

Timmy: Enoch Root sucks ass

Reese:kys

by Dylangamer1337 September 13, 2023

enoching

Repeatedly turning up to a place where you are not wanted.

That weirdo keeps enoching around the shop. If he keeps it up I will have to call the police

by WW rep October 11, 2023

Enoch McGee

Enoch McGee will be the best boy you will ever meet. He is extremely popular and hot. He is very charming and funny at first, but when you get to know Enoch McGee, he will know how to have deep conversations, but can also joke around with you at the same time! But beware of Enoch McGee's temper. If you want to be close to him, you have to learn to control your own temper, otherwise, things will not work out.

"omg is that Enoch Mcgee?!"
"yeah, it is! ugh he's so hot"

by MisledKay November 15, 2023

Enoch

A beast on the field and a monster in the sheets... iyk yk ;) Born through lightning and vagina, he is the son of Zeus and will smoke your ass if you come close. Doesn't care for women but will take one if he wants. beware his battle screech, if you're close enough to hear, you're close enough to die.

Girl: "OMG Enoch I love you!"
Enoch: "getdafukouttahere! Slidetackle!" *slide tackles and kills her*
Friends: "OH YEAH ENOCH WE HATE GIRLS!!!"
Enoch: "ZZZZZAPPPPPPPPP!!!!"

by zombietrex January 24, 2024

epochalypse

The day every computer will have issues to display the date. when unix timestamp will get on the 32-bit integer limit so it will turn back to 1901.

The time it will hit will be on Tue, Jan 19 2038 at 03:14:07 GMT+0000

epochalypse

by daniel-176 March 5, 2024

enoch mcgee

A fancy way of calling somebody a severe dumbass.

Person 1: "Why is that bastard trying to eat our bricks?"

Person 2: "I don't know, probably an enoch mcgee."

by Kennnnnnnnnnnnnnnny May 21, 2024

Erochi

A word used to refer to any multiversal travelling bard. If you ever see an Erochi you should make fun of his inability to survive in arena combat.

Haha, look Erochi got knocked unconscious immediately.

by The_Two November 27, 2024