Relationshit

A relationship with a significant other that has gone sour and both parties are too scared and/or lazy to call it quits.

I'm stuck in a crappy relationshit with Jenny.

by Mojo March 1, 2005

Love/Hate relationship

A Love/Hate relationship is usually between two people who deep down love each other. Insted of actually expressing their feelings, they bicker. Sometimes they will atomaticly say, "I hate him/her" so no one leads on maybe they do love that person. Also they may say "I don't care" when really they do. Fights are cuased over jelousy, maybing hating the person because their with someone else, but really love the other person. Love/hate relationships are complicated, but in the end they're exciting and intoxating because there is a fine line between love and hate.

Ron and Hermione. They hate each other but end up becoming a couple in, because they have a love/hate relationship.

by IhatehowmuchIloveu July 18, 2011

res-erection

When your get an erection,it goes limp and then comes back again.

I lost my erection when my girlfriend's parents walked in on us, but then when they started stripping too I got a res-erection.

by Rozoff & Crum October 7, 2007

relationship felon

1. A person who repeatedly breaks the rules of engagement when romantically involved (i.e., cheats, lies, steals, beats, etc.).

2. A player who insists on being in a relationship, even though all he/she does is cause pain.

Tammy seems to attract nothing but relationship felons who end up treating her like dirt.

by Lolita Files December 26, 2008

relationship vulture

This describes the person that, rather than pursue a relationship of their own, wait for a friend to get out of a bad relationship and then swoop in take advantage of a vulnerable and single state.

He is a relationship vulture, eating at the carcass of her deceased relationship.

by lolweird February 25, 2018

Nofun Relationship

A relationship where two people don't actually go out and have fun, they just talk about it.

Stevie: Let's go get ice cream!

Anita: No, let's just continue talking on the phone.

Stevie: This is a nofun relationship

by September10 October 23, 2008

Chlamidid Relationship

A relationship in which two people are connected through a mutual sexual disease, usually obtained through the whoreish actions of one partner.

"She said come over, but I told her I don't have time for a chlamidid relationship."

by KrisKetchup December 12, 2012