Dumpster Baby

Nickname for a breed of girl who lives in NW Portland, Oregon. These girls are most easily identified by their epic walks of shame that include stumbling around carrying a blanket after a night of getting absolutely destroyed by some random hipster who liked Interpol before they got too mainstream, sometimes in a dumpster. Torn tights, huge black boots, bright red lipstick, and aviator sunglasses are also mainstays with this breed of slunt. Their hobbies include, smoking, chugging peen, smoking, huffing dong, smoking, getting miles of dick run through them, and smoking wang. Also, baby duck hat is GREAT for parties!

JJRS: DAMN! That chick next door is hot being as how she is nothing but cliches and bad decisions! I wanna throw some groceries down her neck.

KD: Yup. She's a dumpster baby.

by ll cool jjrs July 19, 2010

dumpsterware

Possessions (home furnishings, electronics, clothing, etc.) obtained through dumpster diving, typically characterized by out of date styles and/or obsolete technology.

Most of my furniture is dumpsterware.

by Unninja March 27, 2009

dumpster socialism

The belief that the communal dumpster capacity is to be distributed according to the need of each individual in that community.

Trudi: Our garbage dumpster is full.

Eric: I'll just toss it in the neighbor's.

Trudi: Is that the right thing to do?

Eric: Yes, it's dumpster socialism!

by antipole September 4, 2009

Dumpster Crutch

When a bum bends you over his dumpster and screws you in the butt often resulting in bruised armpits.

I went to throw out the trash and some stupid bum gave me the dumpster crutch. I'm pretty sore.

by DumpsterBum August 29, 2016

dumpster pumpster

When you've got your girl's legs up in the air, goin' at it with a fever, and it slips out of one hole and into the other, without skipping a beat.

Man, me and Barb was doin' the dirty, and I didn't even know that it was a dumpster pumpster until she started howlin'!

by indyjeepman July 30, 2017

dumpster donkies

A flopy titted cross eyed hog that fucks behind a dumpster at a truck stop

Slamber the dumpster donkie is getting the bottom end knocked out of her again for a pack a smokes ...dumpster Donkies

by Stinkiskon September 4, 2017

dumpster truck

When that ass is extraordinarily large

Damn bro, she got that dumpster truck going on!
Velma got that dumpy dumpster truck !

by inesthepines February 12, 2020