meat drapes

it can be used as a sex partner, a place to drape your meat

my meat drapes is so tender after devirginizing that luscious vagina of hers

by brando davis August 10, 2004

Behind the drapes

The act of a good looking male hiding in the closet with the actions of sexually touching yourself usaully in the anus.

OMG did you hear that cute kid is "Hiding Behind The Drapes."

by KillerSkullX November 7, 2011

Carpet Match the Drapes

Term used when someone is asking whether a person's pubic hair color matches the color of the hair on their head. This question is usually asked of a person with red hair.

Hey Charlie, I saw you went home with that cute redheaded chick from the bar last night. Did the carpet match the drapes?

by Midnight310 August 16, 2011

carpet matches the drapes

One's genital hair matches the color of the hair on one's head.

Even though she looks like she dyes her hair, the carpet matches the drapes on her.

by quamp March 24, 2007

carpets match the drapes

A subtle way of asking someone if their pubes match the colour of their hair.

Guy 1:"I've always wondered if gingers have red pubes"

Guy 2:"Just go ask Edward if the carpets match the drapes"

by deathpoint9553 May 25, 2016

drapes match the carpet

If a person wants to know if someone's pubic hair is the same color (or in some cases, same style) as the hair on their head, they might ask "Do the drapes match the carpet?" The drapes are hair; carpet is pubic hair. This is akin to asking "Is she a true blond?" Someone's obviously dyed hair might prompt this speculation: "I'll bet the drapes don't match the carpet."

Lisa has a shaved head. I wonder if the drapes match the carpet?

Didn't she used to be a brunette and now she's a blond? I'll bet the drapes don't match the carpet.

by Glenwood October 1, 2006

draped up

Originated in Memphis, as heard in the Triple Six Mafia track "Jealous Ass Bitches" (Bun-B stole the drop for the song draped out.

A nice car with rims and a system.

Draped up and dripped out, know what I'm talkin 'bout
Jealous Ass Bitches, Let that steam out ya collar, ho

by J F May 1, 2007