Downer

What extreme System of a Down fans call themselves. Most likely because they are the most kick ass band out there.

Slipknot fans are maggots, System fans are downers.

Tom: Dude I love SOAD.

Jim: You're such a downer.

by beanerwithaweiner July 1, 2006

Downer

Someone who doesn't take their Joy.

Me: You are off your Joy, here take mine.
Downer: No. I don't want to be happy.
Me: Oh my word, your a Downer!

by ishirose November 28, 2020

pokey downer

The little plastic thing found in a clipper lighter. Used to neatly fit a roach into your joint.
See also pokey bit

"where the FUCK is my pokey downer? Aw man, Why does everyone always steal MY pokey down...Oh its there"

by keeks August 12, 2005

head downer

”Head downer”: one of the millions of clueless people walking (or driving) and texting, etc., and NOT looking or paying attention to where they’re going or where they are !

It was too bad, but obviously it was head downer who fell into that man hole.

by The Real Bill Hathaway July 10, 2011

scott downer

Total spastic, someone who’s knees don’t function the way they should

Fuck sake why are you such a Scott downer

by NotRyanDrayton May 5, 2018

george downer

Gods true descendant. George downer was given the most amazing power of all. To terribly try and seduce someone for 1 day straight. When someone sais, quotes, or even refers to a George downer, you must bow and give your most humble gifts.

George Downer: “I find you so attractive and I really find you beautiful and hot.”
The luckiest woman alive: “I know but you can’t. I have a boyfriend.”
Major oofs

by XXX Jesus November 3, 2018

Debbie Downer

Mower (Like the Lawn)

Man here comes the Debbie downer to ruin all of our chances with a girl.

by DasRight13531 June 30, 2019