douchecanoe

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a douchecanoe.

by Dogodaggle September 4, 2018

douchemonk

one who chooses to act like an asshole or jerk

damnit corey ur sucha douchemonk

by shawn mauger August 4, 2007

The Angry Deuceman

When your pissed off Italian friend farts and snores in his sleep.

Frank lost some $$ in A.C. and decided to give his buddies The Angry Deuceman.

by Billy Crystal August 12, 2003

doucheband

A headband that is worn across the forehead, labeling the wearer as a supreme douchebag. They serve no legitimate purpose, other than letting passersby know that they listen to indie and/or emo music and shop at Urban Outfitters.

My forehead feels naked without my doucheband.

by LittleNepatiz March 17, 2009

douchebans

Someone who has tendencies of extreme but unanticipated douchebaggery. Such douchebaggery is often associated with immoral or highly objectionable actions. A douchebans is typically 6'5" in stature, wears silver chains, and wears notorious B.I.G. t-shirts. Often smokes low quality cigars.

Douchebans: Dude, I just stole an old lady's iPod!
Person: Omg, you're SUCH a douchebans!

Douchebans: *Eats apple and throws apple core on the ground of restaurant*
Person: What a douchebans move.

by avecsllers April 28, 2011

douchemen

A variation on the term "douche bag." Slightly classier when used in a public setting.

Look at those douchemen inside that frat bar with their popped collars and fake tans.

by flyingdouchemen April 27, 2009

douchemagnet

n. someone to whom douches/douchebags are drawn.

if i wasn't such a douchemagnet, i wouldn't have to put up with karen.

by superlatteboy January 28, 2010