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Dickhonch

the dicking of a honch. normally known as dicking. typically used as a sweaty honch using your dick. only a man can perform dick honches all day. a female can receive a dick honch in a fashion known only as an open source of entertainment.
Justin Marchak just dickhonched Chris Cotter back to the third dimension. dickhonch
by Padawon, Tomg July 29, 2012
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Urban Dicktionary

A fucking shit website that when you create a definition and don't have a login, then make one, it deletes your fucking definition
My fucking shit got deleted because of this Urban Dicktionary bs
by 10YearoldPornstar September 24, 2016
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Urban Dicktionary

A person who dislikes definitions on urban dictionary according to their political views, not accuracy.
This person disliked a the BLM definition because he doesn't support the movement, what an urban dicktionary!
by H_Patch July 18, 2020
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Dicktionary

A peculiar creature which combs chat rooms, forums, and MMO Channels looking for Typos and misspellings to make fun of an emasculate a stranger for their apparent lack of Grammar Knowledge.
Chris says: Dude that girl wad so hot!
Bobby says: ya man i know!
Professor says: did you mean "Was"? Learn to spell idiot.
Bobby says: Dude chill it was only a typo, don't be such a dicktionary.
by Ambassador Core December 9, 2008
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dicktation

Dicktation is the action of storytelling involved in detailing your latest sexual encounter to all of your friends. This normally requires graphic imagery and emphatic use of the hands, usually resulting in a rather grotesque and hilarious game of charades. This is also a technique frequently used by rap and R&B artists, like Ludacris, or Afroman.

-Note: not having a dick does not make one incapable of dicktation. Women are probably better at this artform than men are.
"Dude, I totally hooked up with Shelly last night. At the club"

"No way! you gotta give me the whole dicktation man, I need to hear all about this."
by AndMyCucumber August 29, 2011
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Dicktionary

A "Dicktionary" is someone who corrects others on what words are actually supposed to mean. If a person uses a word incorrectly, the Dicktionary is there to not only define the word, but to also recreate your sentence with a better suited word.
Person #1: "I am profusely biting my nails!"
Person #2: "Profusely: 1. pouring forth liberally
2. exhibiting great abundance.

You should have said: You are ferociously biting your nails."
Person #1: "... Thanks, Dicktionary."
by AXISROSE November 3, 2009
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dicktionary

A cool dictionary full of shit that you can never find in any dictionary.
kid: mom, what does 'Cleveland steamer' mean?
mom: i dont know where did you hear that?
kid: my teacher said she had one but she never told us what it was.
mom: did you check the dictionary for that?
kid: yea but I couldnt find any entry
mom: Check the dicKtionary, I am sure you will find the meaning... enjoy :)
kid: ok mom, thanks
by imara12 January 10, 2009
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