Product Denial Syndrome

Product Denial Syndrome is best described as when someone buys a bad product, but deludes him/herself into thinking it's better than it really is. Often found in children with lack of a steady allowance.

"Bob just bought that crappy new headset microphone. He has Product Denial Syndrome."

by Kookygoose April 19, 2009

Quantum Denial Agent

One whom disowns friends and family at the slightest suspicion that people don't admire them as much they perceive themselves to be. The motivation for this individual is to maintain an ongoing effort to avoid some aspect of themselves that they have been unable to confront their whole life. This person is covered in a glossy anti-spiritual covering that is the equivalent of teflon and usually ends up being institutionalized.

After suddenly showing up on the scene and making friends with everyone at the cafe, Suzy's sudden disappearance after finding out that Jamie had complained about her lack of loyalty was the final proof of evidence for everyone that she's a Quantum Denial Agent.

by Holstein Kühe, April 14, 2010

Cat denial

Cat denial
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Cat - feline
+
Denial - a state of hiding from the truth
= Cat denial

This is a serious condition that occurs in the following situation:

When you share other people's images of cats on a Saturday but you deny that you participate in the Internet meme day known as Caturday, just because you didn't upload it yourself.

Despite Denis sharing Amanda's YouTube cat video, he was clearly in cat denial that he was now an active part of the Caturday phenomena.

by MartinSherv October 27, 2012

Period Denial

When you've been on the IUD for so long sans the monthly blood tsunami, you forget periods existed. Until finally, one day it returns and you realize god's sexism cannot be triumphed by science.

Susan sleeps on a Japanese flag every night due to period denial.

by pwubby December 20, 2020

hoe in denial

A female that has sex with a lot of guys and denies it or acts innocent when asked about her hoe tendencies .

Stacey has sex with 4 guys in one day ..

Lauren : "Stacey I heard you screwed 4 guys in the same frat today ! "

Stacey : *crying* "Everyone's always calling me a hoe ! It was only 4 guys and I used protection. "

Lauren : "Damn you're a hoe in denial dude . "

by Coolie June 12, 2016

denial

Refusing to accept the truth.

Not only a river in Egypt.

Chris is in serious denial of his homosexual desires, at least publicly.

by Johnny O'ndaspot January 6, 2005

Battery Denial

Where you continue to swap dead batteries in your electrical appliance over and over with one another, rather than getting another set.

"What are you doing?"

"Swapping the batteries over. 2 weeks left in these bad boys."

"He's in battery denial."

by Duff Duff Mc Duff March 31, 2009