danza slap

slapping your biotch with your penis after you bust a nut

When she was done giving me a hummer, I gave her a Danza Slap to show her who's the boss.

by JasonStillwell February 4, 2003

Danar

Beeg eard penguin

Person One: "Oi you seen that danar penguin, proper big ears he 'as"
Person Two: "Yea' bruv 'e's got masive fuckin' lugs on that fella"
Person One: "Humongous 'earin' holes on that donny"
Person Two: "Major lobes he 'as on that 'ed of his"
Person One: "Sizeable auricles if I do say so myself, and I do"
Person Two: "Bloody immense notes on 'im"
Person One: "Momentous knakers on 'es temples"
Person Two: "Far-reaching empires that bender 'as"
Person One: "Grand earthflaxes"
Person Two: "Substantial Route 'oles"
Person One: "Major dishes"

by Kajus Vaicuis March 29, 2021

danza smack

A hit given directly to the face, normally given by a flaccid cack

Foggy loves it when I give em' the ol' Danza Smack!

by ekip February 9, 2003

Tony Danza

When you are giving it to a girl from behind, then you slip it in the two-hole. When she turns around with the attempt to chastise you for having the audacity to slip it in the other hole, you yell out "Who's the boss???"

While I was doggy-styling this chick last night, I could barely feel anything so I gave her a Tony Danza and suddenly it felt a lot better. She didn't like it so much though, but hey, who's the boss????

by gdcis4me May 16, 2006

The Tony Danza

When you smack a girl in the face after you cum in her mouth and show her "Who's The Boss"

Give her the Tony Danza.

by billyshears21 January 13, 2009

Tony Danza

The man with the plan.

Ted: Fuck dude, did you just see that guy? He was Tony Danza!

Ted's Brother: Fuck no I didn't see that lame ass shit; I was busy fucking your mom in the ass!

Ted: But we're brothers!!!

Ted's Brother: JDNdkfjhDH!!!!!!

by Empyrean Deft February 26, 2008

Tony Danza

1.The man that keeps me from sleeping at night...
2.A person or animal that feels a need to inappropiately touch and/or fondle a small child or rodent to death.
3. The anti-Christ

1. I can only think of his abnormally large, oddly shaped penis as I stare at the blank wall.
2. Get your Danza-hands off my baby you friggin Tony Danza!!!
3. That cult over there worships Tony Danza...they also have giant orgies with Michael Bolton and his Bolton-mullet!!!

by Druinn May 13, 2005