chimpington scrotum

a chimp with a scrotum on his forehead that rollerblades. he is found in brighton holding pink balloons and candyfloss. armed and heavily dangerous approach with caution

look at that chimpington scrotum skating around brighton WATCH OUT HE'S CUMIN FOR US!!!!!!

by Sam January 13, 2005

chimping

The art of performing the two famous primary functions of chimps ie masturbating (always furiously bashing away) and drinking tea (pg tips adverts)

"what did you do with your day off steve?"

"Oh not much, watched trisha and did a bit of chimping"

by Dirty Rich October 16, 2006

crippling gay

Crippling gay is when someone who is gay feels the need to be constantly in your face about it.

''Oh look that boi has that crippling gay.''

by intense Dabaroni January 24, 2018

Crippling Potato

Matthew

Laney:Hey is that Matthew?

Logan:Yep that’s a potato rolling on the floor.

Laney: Oh the Crippling Potato

Logan: Yeah that Crippling Potato is Matthew

by MatthewSaidFuckMeDaddy106 May 9, 2019

yung crippling depression

A meme page currently at 60.7k followers that has a deep obsession with pugs, yung.crippling.depression post at least twice daily.

Me-Did you see yung crippling depression’s new post?

Freind- ya it was fire!

by Dick lover 420 January 7, 2018

Crilling

Chilling (as in 'hanging around' and 'looking cool') and grilling (as in 'grilling burgers') at the same time.
Frequently happens at parties and barbeques.
Involves grilling a burger and looking relaxed/being cool.

Air-crilling -
Pretending to crill. Looking like you are grilling/flipping a burger and pulling a face in an attempt to look cool.

'Are you making burgers?' 'No, I'm just crilling.'

by snailonskates June 13, 2012

Lower Body Crumping

Humping so fast and coordinatedly that it looks like you're crumping using your lower half

Mary and her dance instructer were lower body crumping all night long, much to the dismay of her neighbours.

by knomas thight December 14, 2010