crank dat lion king

when a guy cums in his hand and puts it on his thumb and slides his thumb down the girls forhead and says "simba"

yo me and my girl did crank dat lion king last night

by bunnyyyyyyy January 10, 2008

Cranking

To cry and wank at the same time.

"Whats that noise?"
"Oh nothing, Sharky just broke up with his girlfriend so he is cranking night and day"

by Ricky Miller December 27, 2008

friday night cranks

Epic prank call web show that comes on stickam every friday from 7-11(est) Funny shit.

I almost peed myself watching friday night cranks

by xxchelseakayxx February 12, 2009

crankerwide

a mobile home that is used to manufacture meth

Man, people come out of that crankerwide all day and night!

by Charles Rice June 27, 2006

Crank Dat

A horrible song by the talentless Soulja Boy, comes with a dance. It plays everywhere especially in the suburbs where white kids and their parents sing along to it and do the dance...until they find out what the song's actually about.

Crank Dat is the reason I have no faith in humanity.

by CupBdown March 3, 2008

shrimp crank

Slang for a small penis

"Yo, Reuben Houser didn't get another girl because of his shrimp crank"

by Keystone August 4, 2006

crank dat

A horrible song by a horrible "artist" (Soulja Boy) that talks about how some guy (Soulja Boy) whacks off onto a girls back when she's sleeping, and sticks a bed sheet to her back, and it sticks, hence SUPERMANN!

Soulja Boy: Crank dat soulja boy, superman dat ho.

Me (mark) : HOLY JESUS TITTY-FUCKING CHRIST, YOU BLOW BIG DONKEY COCK!

by mark101 June 18, 2008