commitermenship

Defined as a step above an intimate relationship and a step below formal engagement. A type of relationship in which a partner expresses the desire of commitment to develop the relationship further with intentions of marriage in the future. Most often used when too early in the relationship for public labels and formalities of engagement. The sole purpose of communicating a commitermenship would usually be personal and private directly between the individuals.

Babe, I'd like to take our relationship to the next level because I'm invested in you as a person. Let's have a commitermenship.

by Skittlesklk August 2, 2022

Commoner's L

An L only a commoner would take.

Wow that guy who lost all his life savings really took a commoner's L

by Guy Dingus December 26, 2022

Commotion

The 8th Ocean on Earth. Created mostly by post pubescent teenage boys, but refilled by single and married men alike, to relieve the explosive pressure created in the male testes and prostate.

Generally caused by masturbation as a prevention to insanity.

Too silky and opaque to swim in.

All of these horny males have created quite a commotion.

The newest commotion is impossible to conceive by itself.

Lots of swimmers in the commotion...thats life.

Life begins at...
Wasting sperm is murder!
A useless commotion.
Rotten, unfertilized eggs have little value without the exhausting trip made by the determined sperm; beginning the commotion of life.

by JoeBagOfDonuts April 28, 2023

Commuted Relationship

"When someone wants to be in a relationship with a specific someone but God dingly darn it they need to smash on the way to said person"

“I’m not ready to settle down with him yet so I guess we’ll have to be in a commuted relationship”

by Zelley August 23, 2023

commute regret

A feeling of overwhelming ennui when a remote worker arrives at the office in a hybrid workplace. Immediate causes are the "ghost town" effect where the building is so empty it crushes your soul. Additionally sporadic conversation from zoom meetings or people talking about nothing makes you long for your quiet home office.

Joel was okay for the 30 minute commute in, but when he stepped in the door he was overcome with commute regret

by Voltmanic September 28, 2023

Commuter Cooter

Some suburban stay at home wife pussy

Just moved to the suburbs, so I can get that commuter cooter after her husband leaves

by Beansupreme420 February 24, 2024

commodecibel

The sound(s) people make when in a stall in a public restroom to let you know they are there

So I walk into the airport restroom and the dude coughs, his commodecibel, to let me know he’s there

by P Negnar March 20, 2024