clitsnot

A slang term for the ejaculatory juice excreted by a female after she climaxes.

AKA: The stuff that comes out when she "cums."

Jake: Dude, it took me an hour to clean Laura's clitsnot off my dick last night.

by KickNambpell December 12, 2007

Cluster Fucking

To drive on a busy freeway in close proximity to other cars, ignoring the multiple open lanes. Usually entails drivers clustering to the right side of the freeway while two or more left hand lanes are open, causing a dangerous and just stupid scenario at high speeds, greatly increasing the probability of an accident, which is usually caused by one person hitting their brakes, getting rear-ended, losing control of their car. This process repeats for the car that caused the rear-ending, as he/she is then rear-ended, and this goes into a domino effect of destruction, chaos, and sometimes death. Which in some circles, is recognized as Traffic Darwinism, as the less intelligent drivers are sometimes killed by their own stupidity.

Other definitions:

A dense orgy of more than three people where positioning movement is difficult. Often consists of double penetrations and more skin touching than air.

WTF is up with these people! Get out of the way! Look at all that freeway over there! Bunch of cluster fuckers!

I almost got hit by 3 cars on the freeway because all these idiots kept on cluster fucking the road!

Sally really knows how to cluster fuck! I didn't know there were that many places to put a penis!

by notstoppingtohelp February 24, 2010

Cluster phobia

The fear of to many objects in a confined area.

My daughter hates going to my mothers cause nana is a hoarder. Her house is so cluttered, hence cluster phobia

by Plumbsavvy August 2, 2016

Slut Cluster

A group of females usually seen flocking around college parties and / or bars. General attire can be any combination of revealing or skin tight fabrics, or be missing altogether. Average IQ of the group is likely below the standard. May seem to shamelessly fit cultural stereotypes. Possibly inviting, but may be vicious. Approach cautiously.

James: Did you see where Bob went?
Leonard: He got too close to the Slut Cluster. We have to get out while we still can!
James: We can still save him!
Leonard: He's dead, Jim!

Will: Let's go to that awesome bar.
Nathan: Word is, it's overrun by Slut Clusters. You can't get to the tap without getting sucked....in.
Will: Well count me in.

by Wiston November 3, 2013

chicks before clits

This is an expression similar to "chicks before dicks" and "bros before hoes", but it is used by lesbians and/or female friends of lesbians.

Lesbian: "Hey, I gotta date tonight with a hot, blonde girl!"

Friend: "But I thought we were gonna go see a movie tonight! I was looking so forward to it! Whatever happened to 'chicks before clits'??"

by blonde_lesbian91 September 12, 2010

five of clubs

Five fingers that are going to club you, i.e., a fist.

Bill gave him the five of clubs when he heard he scratched his ride.

by ghost July 31, 2003

Ace of Clubs

Slang term for Grey-romantic Asexual - a person whose romantic attraction is between romantic and aromantic but doesn't feel any sexual attraction whatsoever (they may have non-consensual sex to please their partner per se).

Other asexual card terms include Ace of Hearts (an Alloromantic Asexual, Ace of Spades (an Aromantic Asexual or Ace of Diamonds (a Demiromantic Asexual).

Person 1: Woah, he's dating someone? He said he's an ace!
Person 2: Actually, he's an Ace of Clubs - a grey asexual.

Person 1: *confused face*
Person 2: It's rare for him to feel romantically attracted, but he can. But yeah, only on rare occasion.

by ONGN December 7, 2019