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Creeping Nukism

Sarcastic term used in the submarine fleet, mostly by forward submariners, to describe the slow takeover of aft “Nukes” and their nerdy engineering culture of nerdism. They over think everything and make life miserable and difficult, unless you’re a Nuke! Nukes are famous for being the golden children of the boat, exhausting procedural compliance to the Nth degree, a requirement culture of working near the reactor and engineering spaces. Besides finding their rack for sleeping or the mess decks for eating, these top tiered Nerds know nothing about the forward half of the boat, control spaces and weapons areas. Junior officers graduating to division officer jobs up forward, try “creeping-nukism” philosophy on such admired and prideful Torpedo Divisions, who put the smack down on such tomfoolery without prompting.
TMSN Shmuckatelli: “Chief, the Div-O wants me to make the weekly training to include a 100 question test, with a matrix for scoring, on a 7 vector scale, 3 calculus problems, a 5 part numbering system, an illustrated prt breakdown of 10 drawings, and definitions to require clinical laboratory expertise beyond normal automation to perform”.

TM Chief, “Dont get hoodwinked or bamboozled by the creeping nukism, they work harder to get out of work, instead of just doing the work.”
by Torsiondrummer November 17, 2023
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Clemping

Tie weights to a clamp and place it on your penis when hard as a form of pleasure
"I heard Jimmy's been clemping in the bathroom before 3rd period"
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Creeping Carl

A Carl that stalks his girlfriend by setting up cameras in various places in the house to spy on her without her knowledge. He prefers to collect videos of his girlfriend naked or having sex with him.
"Is Becky dating the Creeping Carl now? Seriously, why would she do that."
"Probably because she has no self esteem. I agree, he's gross."
by Alleged-Leigh July 11, 2025
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Reverse Creeping

When you are being a creeper on someone in a certain situation and infact the person or persons you creepin' on, are creeping on you.
I was looking out my window and creeping on some eldery folks when I realized they were reverse creeping on me!
by J-trav05 October 30, 2008
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Counter-Creeping

The act of creeping on those who creep on you in order to keep them at arm's length.
That guy was staring at me for hours, so now I'm counter-creeping him by commenting on all of his facebook pictures with winky-faces.
by Luke Rolyat November 17, 2010
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cock creeping

yeah sarah, let's go on a cock creep!

yeah beth, i loved it last night when we were cock creeping!
by THECOOL> January 2, 2012
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casual creeping

The act of creeping on someone AFTER they personally liked a photo or post ect on a social media site and you click on their profile to see what they've been up to
Person 1: It was just casual creeping nothing more
by Sunshine06 January 13, 2015
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