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Chesterfield Missouried

Getting Chesterfield Missouried is basically getting absolutely fucked up blackout drunk. The shorter term for it is “chestered” and that’s basically getting drunk but not to the point of getting Chesterfield Missouried.
“Fuck bud i’m 12 shots in and i’m feeling absolutely chesterfield missouried right now.”

“Damn bro you got so chesterfield missouried last night you made out with the fat chick!”
by Twinkmaxer300 January 26, 2021
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Death Chester

Back in the hayday of Hellaware and Killadelphia, some kids around here decided to start a crew to keep up. The hardcore scene had just gotten known around West Chester. The question was, what to call it? Something that had the same ring to all of those. Death Chester was then born. Eventually, it died off, not being as big as Killadelphia, and the whole state of Hellaware.
Years Later, Steve Cockonis told Jason about this back in the day. I was like, hey, why not bring this ish back. There seemed like enough kids who'd be down. Now, we will fuck people's up once again.
WE better not mess with Death Chester, they'll kick our ass
by Chris January 31, 2005
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chester

Chester is soooo damm fine.
by Neesdog September 3, 2016
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chestnut

when a man ejaculates onto the breasts of a female sex partner
When he knew he was about to cum he pointed his dick right at her huge tits. They both knew a chestnut was imminent.
by Marchel March 20, 2013
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Chesterton

Chesterton is a small town in Northwest Indiana, a little less than an hour away from Chicago. The towns buildings are mostly fast food related, with the exception of Broadway, a street full of small town businesses that are never hiring. The high school is full of mostly druggies, dirty kids, and skanky freshman girls, with some rare relatively cool people as well. The army is always at the high school school, which is all the rage amonst the dirty kids, but most normal people find it extremely irritating. It's no surprise that most kids are druggies, considering the only things this town has going for it is a tiny ass bowling alley that smells like cigarettes and a put put golf course.
Person 1: Wanna buy some drugs and hit on some skanky freshmen?
Person 2: Sure, let's go to Chesterton.
by Senior Burrito February 19, 2011
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Rock-chester

I like to go to Javas and complain about kids who go to The Spot, then I go skiing in June and eat garbage plates, because I live in Rock-chester.
by Stayin' Alive post 585 September 10, 2005
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Chestnut Face

It is a term referring to a man who has a hot body, but has an ugly face. It is a play on words, implying the phrase "chest, not face", meaning his body is attractive, but not his face.

It is the male equivalent for the commonly used term "butter face" used to describe girls with attractive bodies and ugly faces. Both terms use a food word before the word "face", but sound like another word describing the looks of the person.
Michael Phelps has a nice body, but he is a total chestnut face. So is 'The Situation' from the show Jersey Shore.
by Iliveonearth October 9, 2010
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