calibrate

To change something.

I calibrated my controller....NERP!

by TMA_V12Viper February 22, 2003

Celibate

To abstain from physical relations with another organism, sheep, goat, or turtle based on religous beliefs, lack of knowledge, and/or ability to do so.

I told the turtle I couldn't because I chose a celibate lifestyle.

by Shasta(turtle) November 20, 2017

calibration

1) The process of comparing an instrument's output signal with reality. Instruments that measure solar energy tend to "drift", that is, their output signals do not mean the same thing from one time period to another. Because of this, they are periodically (annually or semi-annually) re-calibrated against more reliable instruments.

2) Adjusting a measuring instrument to make it accurate. The set of operations which establish, under specified conditions, the relationship between values indicated by a measuring instrument or measuring system and the corresponding values of a quantity realized by a reference standard.

3) The act of adjusting the color of one device relative to another, such as a monitor to a printer, or a scanner to a film recorder. Or, it may be the process of adjusting the color of one device to some established standard.

This radio needs some calibration.

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 26, 2003

Celebration Ham

an absolutely mouth watering Ham that comes from Spider Pigs Left flanks. Drenched in gravy and covered in Honey Glaze.

Dude, Did you get the Celebration Ham?

Yah, i TOtally did. but spider pig bit off my foot in the process.

by WootAtheists February 25, 2009

Time's Square Celebration

A sexual act performed on New Year's Eve starting at one minute to midnight. During the "One Minute Countdown", one individual lies on his/her back, while a male partner slowly lowers his genitals onto his partner's face, finally dropping them at exactly midnight. Performed in the spirit of the New Year's Eve Time's Square celebration.

It's New Year's Eve, and tonight I'm going to give my girlfriend a "Time's Square Celebration".

by GlApp Money Shot December 30, 2009

celebate

to masturbate in celebration.

When I came in first in the race, I went home and celebated.

by gee clam May 10, 2009

Celerate

Expression used for the term "Celebrate".

"Is your birthday Tuesday nigga?"

"Hell yea nigga come celerate that shit with me at the club Wednesday nigga"

by PeteyPee January 6, 2010