Bloke off

Mad bloke that works at qube muchea as a mechanic but would rather be smashing cogs in a c500

Oi ya bloke off

by Blokeoff February 1, 2020

Blöder

What Vikings used to call their brother.

Olaf: Jarl Bjørn, mi Blöder's not sharing his war booty with me again! Hinga dinga durgen!

Jarl: That's because you never go on raids to begin with ya idiot.

by CaptainGurm September 24, 2020

Bloke Night

A night in which you start out with the boys and all fellow Blokes are invited. Beers are consumed in large quantities. All the boys are full of Adrenalin and rage until the sun comes up and then rage some more. Girls tend to come late night and pipe the most obnoxious dude of the party. It’s a reward for all the testosterone one bloke releases throughout the night. Anyone there named Shane Mcdevitt most likely has panties on with a Guess shirt.

Yo dude let’s have a Bloke Night with the boys.

by Donzz October 8, 2020

Musical Bloke

A young man who stands on the side of a road in Bellaire, Texas (Houston) & sings songs on a beat up guitar. He is quite skilled & very humorous. If you see him, you should toss some money in his open guitar case.

Oh, LOOK! There's the musical bloke! He's very talented. Let's give him some money so he can buy himself a drink in this hot Houston weather.

by houstonlocal2011 April 26, 2011

Mosquito Bloke

The Mosquito Bloke, or more precisely receiving a Mosquito Bloke, would be the act of your sexual partner vomiting on your penis whilst receiving a blumpkin. Either by accident or calculatingly or consensually agreed by both parties before hand.

"Hey Luke, what did you get up to last night?........well it's a funny story, Naomi was giving me that long promised blumpkin we had been talking about about for a while, however she had eaten a large portion of Mushroom Cordial and Stilton Blobber earlier on in the night so my cock made her gag and she spewed all over my manhood, it was an awesome Mosquito Bloke, even though it was an accident! I'm gonna ask her if she'll do one on purpose tomorrow night"

by Blobber Cod January 10, 2012

the blokes

The blokes is not a people or a thing, it is a force. A truly unstoppable, irresistible, wrecking ball of a force. Once the blokes have gained traction and momentum there is no stopping it. It is said that the blokes will bring about the end of times as we know it.

“Did you hear the blokes were in Napa last night?”
“I don’t suppose that had anything to do with the massive brawl outside bedrock?”

by TheBlockFlag September 2, 2020

smokey bloke

A pussy ass bitch that uses the DMR-14 in Call of Duty Warzone.

Ay shoot that fucking smokey bloke thats using his bitch ass dmr!

by bigtrn January 8, 2021