Kotch and blaze

The art of relaxing and smoking spliffs/shottys whilst ignoring the day to day aspects of life e.g. work, assignments, meeting girlfriends/boyfriend/parents or enjoying a cheeky little bistro

"I really need to do this work today man"

"Leave it until tommorow, lets just kotch and blaze"

by Danny Stanbridge June 23, 2008

blahzerz

one of the best words to use when u have nothing else to say or u want to avoid talking to someone; its just wow.. an undescribable word -er wait i think i just described it to ya.. oh blahzerz.

1.
some guy: soo i have nothing else to say right now..

some girl: oh yea? ur suppose to say blahzerz u moron, read the definition!

2.
skanky girl: so anyways he asked me out and i told him that i might have genital herp-

jeny: BLAHZERZ!

by jeny November 15, 2007

blaike

A Blaike is a sexy beast, who is also carring and sweet. very outgoing person. Once you meet a Blaike your whole world will change they are just that special. A bad ass , such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete. AWESOME IN BED AND HAS THE BIGGEST DICK. A blaike is usually a loving boyfriend hes the best in the world. If you harm his girlfriend you better watch out. Blaikes are usually awesome hockey players. A blaike is not to be messed with out on the ice.

the hottest guy you can ever meet, hes hot, fine, and everything a girl can ask for. HES PERFECT!

Girl A: hey omg did you see that guy?
Girl B: yeah hes so awesome he must be a blaike.

by sexy kittin March 1, 2012

blaimee

Blaimee is a horrible name, the name is just trash and what’s even worse is the person who’s named that. Blaimee is beyond rude and disrespectful, she think the world revolves around her. She is utterly disgusting and smells like shit. Blaimee is also such a big fat bitch, she pretends she’s skinny when she really isn’t. I hate this bitch Blaimee!

{person 1} Hey you know blaimee? she’s good at video games yerrrr

{person 2} Nah fuck that fat bitch Blaimee i’ll body her ass in video games and irl she mad buggin word to my mother.

by dojabxchnj May 14, 2020

Just Blained

When having a conversation with somebody and someone states something so fucking asinine it completely derails all forms of thought by all parties involved.

John: So what is the definition of a Fish Hook?
Jordan: It's when people were fishing off the docks near the Boston Tea Party and they saw the British coming toward them so they decided to Teaspoon Leg it out of there and get a hooked finger in their mouths.
Miles: Whaaaaaaa....
Adam: O.o
John: You.. You just Blained this entire fucking show.
Jordan: You're welcome.

by McGreybush January 2, 2015

Blaze it

The act of lighting a joint

"Blaze it 420 duuuuuude"

by BAD_BRAD July 13, 2015

blazeface

Someone who has or shows the qualities of being blazed (or high).

Man look at that blazeface, his eyes are cashed.

by Blazeface January 27, 2008