bladder level

Refers to how full one's bladder is.

If one's bladder level is high, they have to pee. If it's low, then they don't have to go.

However, if one's bladder level is over 9000 then they are in dire need to go pee, or they are most likely dead due to pee replacing most of the very blood in their veins.

Johnson: Mr. Grate, I must go to the bathroom.

Mr. Grate: Nonsense! I don't believe your bladder level is high enough.

Johnson: I have a bladder level of over 9000.

Mr. Grate: ... WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! GO!

by uh... bob. April 28, 2009

Bladdering

Pertaining to the bladder

I can no longer hold my bladdering urges

by sterfsterfsterf October 15, 2011

bradders

Doing a "bradders" is losing your rag over something trivial. regularly.

Lee did a bradders and threw his dummy out of the pram after losing a game of pool. again.

by Anonymous July 20, 2003

Gazzy-bladder

relating to someone who cannot drink more than a mouthful of beer before rushing off to evacuate their bladders

He's got a real gazzy-bladder. That's the third piss he's had in ten minutes

by Tom B April 20, 2003

uckers badders

Really bad head(brain,blow job, uck)

Your uckers badders

by Princesssssss144444 September 5, 2016

bradders

a man possesing 'golden balls', to fix anything upon contact

Tim: I cant get an erection!
Dave : let me rub it for you..........
Tim: Holy crap its worked!!! A FOUR INCH MONSTER!
Dave: Pulled a Bradders!! Touch it.. and it works!

by Ron Burgundys ball sack May 17, 2007

Blanderspotchen

When a pregnant woman gets so angry, she has a spontaneous miscarriage. The resulting fetus on the floor is 'blanderspotchen'.

My baby momma got so angry last night that she popped out some blanderspotchen. At least I don't have to take care of another baby.

by Filber Duckbody May 8, 2008