beauterus

A) A robust and healthy uterus
B) A highly attractive woman of childbearing age

I went to my gyno for a full examination and she informed me that I have a beauterus.

See that babe on the dance floor? Total beauterus.

by jennvonb November 5, 2010

beautesque

When something is neither beautiful nor grotesque. It is the halfway point or average.

The boy's braces made is rather beautesque teeth beautiful.

by Boiled Owl June 21, 2011

beaurotrash

Same as beaurocrap, but is only for beaurocrap in Europe. Equates to Eurotrash.

This is written for a large audience (i.e. as many characters as they need)

European countries like Spain going bankrupt is pure beaurotrash.

by PseudoMan1 November 29, 2011

beautesque

(Adj.) Something that is so beautiful it disgusts you.

Person one: "hey man, did you see that performance last night?"
Person two: "yeah, it was pretty beautesque."
Person one: "so, you didn't enjoy it?"
Person two: "I enjoyed it all too much."

by Srowk November 5, 2013

Bearest

It's like bear and it relates to how big and hairy, a description/something can be.

He's the Bearest guy in the class

by Theticktack January 30, 2017

beaugeous

When something is both beautiful and gorgeous, you're better off calling it beaugeous.

I ran out of ways to call my girlfriend the other day, and instead of going into the pastry road, I called her beaugeous.

by lizardmtz September 3, 2017

beaudeohdoux

Recently discovered by a beachcomber south of Astoria Oregon, in a water tight container with journal and cigars and a flask, was a Journal with the initials S.C.

In the journal dated 1867, the author writes from to France in the Quaker City trip, when he made port at Marseille ...

The author was attempting describe an abrupt departure from a rather civil and drool social engagement. " I must confess that my social graces were tainted by three days with out sleep. While my guests sailing vessel was far more superior than any paddle wheeler I had navigated, the walls were paper thin. While the French often brag about their sexual prowess, I had to endure the amorous utterances of a newly wed couple in the adjacent cabin". In his journal , the author proposes that the couple "Beau" and "Dee" were mustering up a super human performance of carnal choreography. Prior to quickly putting on his jacket and hat, journal's author proclaimed to his guest that his lethargic behaviour was due to succumbing to a high exposure of the "beaudeohdoux".

Well I am certainly happy that the guest room is down the other hallway because I definitely do not want to be kept awake by them doing the "beaudeohdoux"

by I.E. MacBeane October 26, 2017