Burnt the beans

A very large fuck-up. Someone who does something awful that is very unfixable

John: did it come out good?
Nimzo: no man I burnt the beans again! Fuck

by Getbig350 June 26, 2017

Smol Beans

Whereas a Smol Bean is something petite and cute (usually used in fandoms) a Smol Beans is an insult. It depends on usage.

to compliment one person: Hi Smol Bean
to insult one person: Hi Smol Beans
to compliment multiple people: Hi you Smol Beans
to insult multiple people: Hi you bunch of Smol Beans

Smol Bean: Brendon Urie is a such a Smol Bean with a big forehead and I love him so much.
Smol Beans: (to my brother): "Shut up Smol Beans, no one cares."
Smol Beans: Say hello to all of my students, these beautiful Smol Beans.
Smol Beans: "Go away you insolent punk bunch of Smol Beans."

by Shadoe5722 May 21, 2016

Beans Ana

When auto correct changed bwahahaha to Beans Ana.

Beans Ana! That was funny!!

by htmg September 12, 2011

smashing beans

The act of a man and woman performing sexual relations

We caught them smashing beans in the alley

by D Rod July 22, 2006

Beanstalker

A female, usually caucasian, who exclusively dates hispanic men.

Naah white boy, forget about her.. she's a total beanstalker.

by Jiffypop83 May 4, 2010

Baby Beans

A couple of hot, young lesbians.

The bar is full of baby beans tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

beanscreen

The female version of being cockblocked.

That bish totally just beanscreened me!

by Mbf24 November 13, 2017